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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #525 on: 06 May 2017, 11:09:48 am »
Yesterday I nipped into town to get some groceries and my phone rang as I was on my way, so I accepted a booking for 45 mins time, thinking that would give me plenty to get my shopping and get back. However there was a load of traffic that I hadn't expected and I found myself shouting at a dithery driver:

"Bitch needs to move, I've got dick to suck!"
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #526 on: 06 May 2017, 06:07:39 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 06 May 2017, 11:09:48 am
Yesterday I nipped into town to get some groceries and my phone rang as I was on my way, so I accepted a booking for 45 mins time, thinking that would give me plenty to get my shopping and get back. However there was a load of traffic that I hadn't expected and I found myself shouting at a dithery driver:

"Bitch needs to move, I've got dick to suck!"

 ;D thats frickin hilarious ;D
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #527 on: 06 May 2017, 10:00:03 pm »
When I find myself preoccupied with some thoughts about certain repeat, tricky punters, who always get too rough, overstay without the correct fees, or being indiscreet, discuss my location with his boozing mates, give orders rather than asking, get too over friendly, get too cosy etc and how to get rid of them nicely without causing mayhem.    How sad, I sometimes makes me wonder it would be easier to just quit.  ::)    Some regulars are perfectly nice, and others do ANNOY me.   :-\
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #528 on: 08 May 2017, 02:07:37 am »
Wow! The perfect read material for a lonely night at 2am!!!
So many things sound familiar to me... ;D ;)
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #529 on: 08 May 2017, 02:40:51 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 04 July 2012, 02:25:46 am
...when a gorgeous guy attempts to chat you up and you yawn in his face ;)

Hahaa perfect!
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #530 on: 08 May 2017, 07:04:16 pm »
Quote from: melissa on 08 May 2017, 02:07:37 am
Wow! The perfect read material for a lonely night at 2am!!!
So many things sound familiar to me... ;D ;)

Ohh..poor you.  xx Yes, this site is really amazing.  ;D
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #531 on: 09 May 2017, 06:52:20 am »
I would only accept a large cock now for a boyfriend as I have had so many extra large appendages I guess I have grown quite spoilt.  They are by far the best lol.

It has made my expectations in men really high.  I have gone very selective and fussy!
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #532 on: 12 May 2017, 01:34:17 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 09 May 2017, 06:52:20 am
I would only accept a large cock now for a boyfriend as I have had so many extra large appendages I guess I have grown quite spoilt.  They are by far the best lol.

It has made my expectations in men really high.  I have gone very selective and fussy!

Funny, I've gone the other way. My last LTR and my husband were both bigger than average but I am sick of big cocks now and my boyfriend is the perfect, average size.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #533 on: 12 May 2017, 03:15:30 pm »
Similar...very similar....I'd love a BF who does not need/want any sex or he does not have any sex drive and he's happy with it.  Please, no cock to serve or service for me in my personal life.  Give me a cerebral man if such a wonderful man might JUST exist?   ;D
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #534 on: 12 May 2017, 03:20:48 pm »
Quote from: sweetmilf on 12 May 2017, 03:15:30 pm
Similar...very similar....I'd love a BF who does not need/want any sex or he does not have any sex drive and he's happy with it.  Please, no cock to serve or service for me in my personal life.  Give me a cerebral man if such a wonderful man might JUST exist?   ;D
Just what I want sweet milf ideally good company, a sense of humour, generous but no sex drive except for an occasional BJ on his birthday or Christmas. lol
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #535 on: 12 May 2017, 03:51:29 pm »
Quote from: sweetmilf on 12 May 2017, 03:15:30 pm
Similar...very similar....I'd love a BF who does not need/want any sex or he does not have any sex drive and he's happy with it.  Please, no cock to serve or service for me in my personal life.  Give me a cerebral man if such a wonderful man might JUST exist?   ;D

Try a dating site for asexuals.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #536 on: 12 May 2017, 04:12:11 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 12 May 2017, 03:20:48 pm
Just what I want sweet milf ideally good company, a sense of humour, generous but no sex drive except for an occasional BJ on his birthday or Christmas. lol

Sounds like one of my boyfriends!  But I'm really really sexually attracted to him so even though I get sex from clients and BF #2 I still want BF #1... maybe I'm an addict lol

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #537 on: 12 May 2017, 04:31:20 pm »
Quote from: ThirdCoastGal on 17 January 2017, 08:00:06 am
I just realized that when I see monogrammed things, the kind with just one letter, my eyes go right to the first letter of my work name.  So funny  ;D


Lol I was on holiday recently and bought a travel mug with the letter P on it instead of my real name initial
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #538 on: 12 May 2017, 07:02:47 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 12 May 2017, 03:20:48 pm
Just what I want sweet milf ideally good company, a sense of humour, generous but no sex drive except for an occasional BJ on his birthday or Christmas. lol

 mature helen ;D  Oh, I forgot, he never makes demands, he looks after himself, he never needs me to do things for him. 

VC, the D word never enters my life these days.  I did enough and wore my T-shirt.  I have platonic male friends.  They are far less distracting.   ;D

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mature helen

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #539 on: 12 May 2017, 07:45:02 pm »
Quote from: sweetmilf on 12 May 2017, 07:02:47 pm
mature helen ;D  Oh, I forgot, he never makes demands, he looks after himself, he never needs me to do things for him. 

VC, the D word never enters my life these days.  I did enough and wore my T-shirt.  I have platonic male friends.  They are far less distracting.   ;D
Yes and very importantly willing to come and go on demand..maybe lots of golf or maybe a workaholic.  I honestly don't want anymore cock in my life unless I'm being paid to attend it.
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