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Emma_C

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #510 on: 22 March 2017, 07:46:01 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 22 March 2017, 06:16:09 pm
When your civvy ex-colleague starts talking about the company's "Continuous Improvement Model" but keeps abbreviating it to "CIM"....  :o

 ;D I had a client once who was a "continuous improvement manager" it amused me at the time, never heard of it.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #511 on: 22 March 2017, 10:03:00 pm »
Went for a haircut yesterday. The hairdresser is a lovely young woman, must be like 20-21yo.
So I'm sitting there, she's busy chopping my hair off. She is all very happy and excited and she says "I'm going out tonight to celebrate, this morning I finally had my braces taken off!"
And I just reply without thinking and really loud "oh good for you now you can go back to giving blow jobs!!!!"

Dead silence around...
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Lotus300

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #512 on: 23 March 2017, 03:29:19 am »
You know you're an escort when:
  • you pay for everything in cash,
  • you have more than one phone,
  • you have more than one name,
  • you react each time one of these names is spoken,
  • you are always afraid that others will discover your true activity,
  • you find that the sex scenes in the movies are annoying,
  • you wonder if the men you meet in the street would make good customers,
  • you are always skeptical about the issue of fidelity in a couple...
 
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #513 on: 23 March 2017, 08:33:22 am »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 22 March 2017, 10:03:00 pm
Went for a haircut yesterday. The hairdresser is a lovely young woman, must be like 20-21yo.
So I'm sitting there, she's busy chopping my hair off. She is all very happy and excited and she says "I'm going out tonight to celebrate, this morning I finally had my braces taken off!"
And I just reply without thinking and really loud "oh good for you now you can go back to giving blow jobs!!!!"

Dead silence around...

HAHAHAHAHA! OMG that's exactly the kind of thing I'd say!  :D :D :D
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SimplySinful

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #514 on: 23 March 2017, 08:54:03 am »
Quote from: Lotus300 on 23 March 2017, 03:29:19 am
You know you're an escort when:
  • you pay for everything in cash,
  • you have more than one phone,
  • you have more than one name,
  • you react each time one of these names is spoken,
  • you are always afraid that others will discover your true activity,
  • you find that the sex scenes in the movies are annoying,
  • you wonder if the men you meet in the street would make good customers,
  • you are always skeptical about the issue of fidelity in a couple...


 :)  :) :)
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #515 on: 23 March 2017, 10:42:53 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 22 March 2017, 06:16:09 pm
When your civvy ex-colleague starts talking about the company's "Continuous Improvement Model" but keeps abbreviating it to "CIM"....  :o
Ha ha I have a civvie friend who mails/ calls and his initials come up on my phone as SBJ and all I think of is sloppy blow job !
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #516 on: 23 March 2017, 11:07:55 am »
Quote from: Guiltypleasure on 23 March 2017, 10:42:53 am
Ha ha I have a civvie friend who mails/ calls and his initials come up on my phone as SBJ and all I think of is sloppy blow job !

 ;D ;D ;D
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LovelyLolaxx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #517 on: 23 March 2017, 12:22:46 pm »
.... When your best friend is talking about how her boyfriend and her are wanting to try anal. And you give her tons of tips, procedure on how to get started, where to buy butt plugs and the best numbing lube for beginning, and which brand of toys are the best. Then you have to justify your knowledge by reminding her that you and your ex boyfriend use to do it all the time. And I think you can apply this to any sort of sexual information passed on to non-working friends. Hahahaha!!

I love this thread ladies.
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LovelyLolaxx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #518 on: 23 March 2017, 12:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 04 February 2017, 05:32:35 pm
When you name things in a certain way:
Fuck room
Fuck bed
Fuck sheets
Fuck shoes
Fuck dress
...
Recently on the phone with a regular: "nope, not home now, need to buy some fuck stuff..."

LOL!! I have a "fuck list" on my music playlist.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #519 on: 23 March 2017, 01:11:16 pm »
Quote from: LovelyLolaxx on 23 March 2017, 12:26:58 pm
LOL!! I have a "fuck list" on my music playlist.

I bet you also have a "fuck phone" :)
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #520 on: 23 March 2017, 02:33:58 pm »
When you are getting ready to go out with friends .. ( girls night out ) and your bathed shaved makeup on in less than 5 mins .. when it's suppose to be an take it slow getting ready !

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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #521 on: 23 March 2017, 02:52:27 pm »
Quote from: Angel eyes on 23 March 2017, 02:33:58 pm
When you are getting ready to go out with friends .. ( girls night out ) and your bathed shaved makeup on in less than 5 mins .. when it's suppose to be an take it slow getting ready !

Day off and all you can think is yayyyy no shaving today!!!!
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #522 on: 23 March 2017, 04:33:39 pm »
When a civvie friend complains "i didnt have sex in over 2 weeks" and you just think "ohh i am jelaous. I wish i had this "problem"  ;D
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #523 on: 06 May 2017, 04:53:55 am »
the first time my horse riding civvie friend mentioned riding bareback casually in conversation. She asked me why I looked shocked for a moment. couldn't explain why lol. Used to her saying it now thankfully.

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Adele7

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #524 on: 06 May 2017, 05:49:38 am »
What a great thread! I haven't stopped LOLING
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