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MissSJ

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #480 on: 10 December 2016, 10:50:07 pm »
Quote from: Ieaio on 15 October 2016, 10:56:15 pm
Watching first dates on 40d like..... I SWEAR i've seen that man as a client.

I have seen 4 Of my subs on Come Dine With Me.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #481 on: 04 January 2017, 02:45:14 pm »
When your boiler breaks down and all you can think about is getting it fixed without missing too many bookings.
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Wailing Banshee

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #482 on: 04 January 2017, 05:08:37 pm »
You respond to your work name out of work.

I did an evening class last term and there was a woman with my work name, every time she was addressed I looked up. Worst was when the tutor took the register and the first week I half said yes and had to cover it with a cough. Several other weeks I nearly responded too!
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #483 on: 04 January 2017, 05:38:46 pm »
When you count the cash in your purse and think "It's only 300 quid, is it worth going to the bank for just this?"
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #484 on: 06 January 2017, 05:42:49 pm »
You clean the bed head while sitting on someone's face making "Oooh" noises ( about the dust) lol
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #485 on: 08 January 2017, 09:20:52 am »
When you see Taboo trending on Twitter and assume it must be sex work related!!! Before realising how dumb when has that ever happened...
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #486 on: 14 January 2017, 01:35:55 pm »
When you decide you're gonna take a day off tomorrow and immediately plan a dinner involving copious amounts of garlic.
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #487 on: 14 January 2017, 07:56:12 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 14 January 2017, 01:35:55 pm
When you decide you're gonna take a day off tomorrow and immediately plan a dinner involving copious amounts of garlic.
Oh that's so me , I love it and avoid , everything I really like is garlic or spicy.
I love smoked Salmon too and do eat quite a bit sometimes but am v aware it's a v fishy affair lol !
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katrina

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #488 on: 14 January 2017, 11:50:46 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 14 January 2017, 01:35:55 pm
When you decide you're gonna take a day off tomorrow and immediately plan a dinner involving copious amounts of garlic.


I do that anyway when I'm working the next day...Most cients don't avoid garlic when planning to see me so unless I was charging an exceptionally high fee to be exclusive, I just do as they do :-)))


(Not a single client has ever commented or complained...;-)
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BlaqHarlot

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #489 on: 15 January 2017, 01:53:50 am »
You start to wonder what certain men like in the bedroom! I do this all the time I'll be out shopping or watching a show and I'll think "He probably likes a finger up the ass, and DFK" I can't help it!! Haha.

Also when someone looks at you a little too long and you start to wonder have they booked you or have the viewed your profile!
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BlaqHarlot

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #490 on: 15 January 2017, 01:54:36 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 14 January 2017, 01:35:55 pm
When you decide you're gonna take a day off tomorrow and immediately plan a dinner involving copious amounts of garlic.
OMG yes hahaha!

I absolutely love garlic and also fried onions, some of the worst things to eat before annoying lol x
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The_Lynx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #491 on: 15 January 2017, 04:48:50 am »
Same as Kat, I just eat my garlic and onions, can't be bothered to give a damn. ;D
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #492 on: 15 January 2017, 08:33:59 am »
I don't usually worry too much about garlic - I just stay away from foods which make me fart a lot as that makes me really self-conscious.

However in this case the recipe involved a half head of whole garlic cloves  :D
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Nia Hope

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #493 on: 16 January 2017, 05:27:53 pm »
When you are nice to a pensioner with a semi for 2 hours because you have bills to pay.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #494 on: 17 January 2017, 06:08:15 am »
When you spend more on your adult working clothes than you do your socialising clothing....
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