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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #450 on: 19 October 2016, 11:00:22 am »
When someone ( family) knocks on the door and you can close every tab on 3 devices and clear browsing history etc in ten seconds while doing a 'Mum' voice
"one second I'm just coming " and you still have time to think ' lord that sounds dodgy' then you open the door having had a complete personality transplant in between !
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #451 on: 19 October 2016, 11:05:13 am »
Quote from: Guiltypleasure on 19 October 2016, 11:00:22 am
When someone ( family) knocks on the door and you can close every tab on 3 devices and clear browsing history etc in ten seconds while doing a 'Mum' voice
"one second I'm just coming " and you still have time to think ' lord that sounds dodgy' then you open the door having had a complete personality transplant in between !

haha love it!
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #452 on: 19 October 2016, 11:11:07 am »
Quote from: LadyOfTheNight on 19 October 2016, 11:05:13 am
haha love it!
Talk about bloody multi tasking , I'm sitting here right now waiting on my buzzer in a long chiffon pleated skirt, bullet bran and a navy silk pussy bow blouse , straight out of th 1940's ten secs ago I was in the paper shop in flat boots leggings , long vest and v neck with a barbour coat, like I'd come straight off a farm lol !
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #453 on: 19 October 2016, 11:13:09 am »
Bullet bra can't breath
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Emi787

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #454 on: 19 October 2016, 07:21:50 pm »
Being 25 when you can pull off an orgasm whilst copulating with a client in his 70s (as I was thinking of Tom Hardy).
Before I was 18 I'd have been so sickened at the thought.
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Emi787

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #455 on: 19 October 2016, 07:53:43 pm »
I was visiting a client at his house today. I took a taxi to get there. A learner car had pulled up in front of my taxi. As I got out I walked past this learner car (after the learner driver had got out) when I noticed the instructor lady put a "sterling" note into her purse. I thought to myself, OMG so little money earned for that hour, as if you might as well be working at McDonald's  :-[ :-[
I immediately thought to myself I'm about to earn myself over ?100 for basically 5-30 minutes or possibly hard work, for the hour (typically speaking that is).

It was just the way she put that note into her purse as if she was struggling. I felt so sorry for her  :-[
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #456 on: 21 October 2016, 01:14:14 pm »
On my bed make up on in my PJ enjoying my lunch while reading the hardsports thread  :FF
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #457 on: 21 October 2016, 10:05:59 pm »
When you see an undesirable looking man walking down the street & you have a "someone walked over your grave" flinching session thinking he could be calling tomorrow.  :(
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Emi787

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #458 on: 22 October 2016, 07:13:59 am »
When you give a OWO blowjob to a non-client and right after he has cum he says - "OMG that was by far the best blowjob I've ever had"
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #459 on: 24 October 2016, 12:19:12 am »
Your weekly wash consists of just underwear and pyjamas  ;D
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Emi787

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #460 on: 24 October 2016, 12:41:17 am »
Quote from: Josaphene on 24 October 2016, 12:19:12 am
Your weekly wash consists of just underwear and pyjamas  ;D
Not for me, lol, more like towels towels and more towels!

After using lube because you're just too sore (or for whatever reason?)
- when you've just finished a round of sex with a client and then you walk around either the kitchen or bathroom, with the tops of your inner thighs feeling like you've just had bareback sex with a boyfriend without wiping yourself, makes you check your memory - yes he was using a condom.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #461 on: 25 October 2016, 12:34:42 pm »
When you have a display cabinet of butt plugs and strap on's in your 'spare room' and a flogger and wrist ties hanging on hooks from above the bed!

Male lodger recently told his new boyfriend what I do. Boyfriend "Well I did think so what with the spare room having more sex toys in it than Ann Summers!"
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #462 on: 25 October 2016, 03:02:24 pm »
When you get really lovely gents who are single with lots of money and a good job, and during sex he comes out with it of how he'd genuinely love to marry you and things.

Really screws with your normality.
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #463 on: 25 October 2016, 03:30:18 pm »
Quote from: Emi787 on 25 October 2016, 03:02:24 pm
When you get really lovely gents who are single with lots of money and a good job, and during sex he comes out with it of how he'd genuinely love to marry you and things.

Really screws with your normality.
Yep it occurs all the time ! But to be honest most don't believe it and also know it's their cocks talking and they don't really want a hooker for a girlfriend !!! Although this seems to happen to you regularly so good for you , best you don't mention , the shagging in bar toilets and condoms splitting !
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #464 on: 25 October 2016, 03:37:31 pm »
I know I'm an escort when.....I take everything with a pinch of salt ....including the bullshit, plus I'm glad I don't have to work my butt off to make them cum lol lol lol ...sometimes but rarely , advice from newbies ( complete) irritates me (sorry in advance ) not helpful advice just the 'show off ' sounding stuff but hey ho takes all sorts !!!!
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