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IveS

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #420 on: 16 September 2016, 11:48:34 am »
Showering 4 times a day while keeping your hair and eye makeup dry.
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topgirl

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #421 on: 16 September 2016, 12:51:03 pm »
Quote from: IveS on 16 September 2016, 11:48:34 am
Showering 4 times a day while keeping your hair and eye makeup dry.
+1
And I wear a sew-in weaves as well the struggle.  :D :D
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IveS

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #422 on: 16 September 2016, 01:24:15 pm »
Quote from: topgirl on 16 September 2016, 12:51:03 pm
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And I wear a sew-in weaves as well the struggle.  :D :D

Ohh I am so glad I do no have to contend with weave maintenance! Bright hair  dye was enough for me. Not even considering it now I'm working.
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Emi787

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #423 on: 17 September 2016, 12:37:04 pm »
When you buy bulk orders of condoms:
https://s5.postimg.org/vq7b27wnb/image.jpg

Strawberry, mint, bubblegum flavours. Has to be done!
« Last Edit: 01 October 2016, 04:25:45 pm by Emi787 »
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Lucie268

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #424 on: 18 September 2016, 11:39:14 am »
Immediately gauging by touch or sight whether I'll need trim, regular or king sized condoms.
« Last Edit: 18 September 2016, 07:29:41 pm by Lucie268 »
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Judyohhh

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #425 on: 18 September 2016, 06:21:08 pm »
Quote from: Emi787 on 17 September 2016, 12:37:04 pm
When you buy bulk orders of condoms:
https://s5.postimg.io/rote0n2f9/image.jpg

Strawberry, mint, bubblegum flavours. Has to be done!
Wow, I love your stash!   :o
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Emma_C

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #426 on: 22 September 2016, 11:19:00 am »
When you query that the flat you're working in belongs to a fellow escort. Men's toiletries, snacks, wine & bubbly & 2 boxes of Kleenex, lots of storage & throw for the bed lol are a big clue.
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LovePod

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #427 on: 22 September 2016, 11:27:00 am »
When you are reading saafe between clients  ;)
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #428 on: 22 September 2016, 12:29:32 pm »
When you resent paying full whack for a pack of condoms at a chemist  ::) (yes for the first time in 4 years I ran out and needed them to tide me over till I could order in bulk)
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Kit

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #429 on: 27 September 2016, 05:52:43 pm »
When you go to Ann Summers at 11am on a weekday, and the lady working there gives you a knowing wink ;) and tries to sell you everything in the shop




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Red KB

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #430 on: 29 September 2016, 03:10:34 pm »
You have reached ninja level at clock watching.
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lady69

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #431 on: 29 September 2016, 08:07:51 pm »
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I have almost given up eating garlic altogether! I love it and it is such a rare treat these days.

When treating yourself means having garlic bread on your day off  :)
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lady69

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #432 on: 29 September 2016, 08:09:23 pm »
- You have a favourite brand of baby wipes, but no baby
- On your day off you wear the biggest knickers you own!
- Taking a holiday meant that no makeup goes on, and no body hair comes off.
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katrina

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #433 on: 29 September 2016, 10:32:45 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 18 September 2016, 11:39:14 am
Immediately gauging by touch or sight whether I'll need trim, regular or king sized condoms.


That irritating feeling when its an inbetweener and you can't fully decide whether regular will be just slightly too big or trim will be far too tight...
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Kay

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #434 on: 29 September 2016, 11:44:50 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 29 September 2016, 10:32:45 pm

That irritating feeling when its an inbetweener and you can't fully decide whether regular will be just slightly too big or trim will be far too tight...

Skins are great for these - a little bit smaller than standard Mates or Pasante etc.!
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