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Rosie13

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #405 on: 08 June 2016, 08:16:14 pm »
Do you tell them that you are escorting?  You know you are an escort when your date might not entertain the idea or simply they are shocked if you tell them the truth? :-X

I have in the past and it's not got me very far. I figure now, if anyone gets past a first date then I'll possibly tell them. Truth is, I'd give all this up for the right person but the standard is high! X

Rosie13

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #406 on: 08 June 2016, 08:17:17 pm »
When socialising with male friends or family you start to realise that the conversation is all about them and I'm giving them my 100% attention, saying sorry if I need to use the loo etc,  and dashing back to be ultra attentive to them. Being the perfect host and then afterwards feeling drained that it hasn't been a 2 way thing and nothing that I wanted to talk about got a look in because I haven't stepped out of 'escort mode' !!

I get this, you go into people pleasing mode and at the end you wonder why! X

Emma_C

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #407 on: 09 June 2016, 08:11:34 am »
the towel cupboard in the hotel is unlocked & I walk past feeling smug about it.


LadyOfTheNight

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #408 on: 12 September 2016, 07:45:39 pm »
On Coronation Street just now in the salon they had a line about blow dry's and I instantly substituted blow jobs  ;D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #409 on: 12 September 2016, 07:51:31 pm »
When you arrive at your civvy job on the Monday and someone says "Good weekend?" and you have to stop yourself replying "Very profitable thanks!"
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Marianne

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #410 on: 12 September 2016, 10:27:37 pm »
On Coronation Street just now in the salon they had a line about blow dry's and I instantly substituted blow jobs  ;D

Me too! I'm sure the scriptwriters were thinking that too!
MM xx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #411 on: 13 September 2016, 04:17:13 pm »
Ladyofthemanor so did i lol xx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #412 on: 13 September 2016, 04:57:00 pm »
When you constantly use male deodorant xx
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #413 on: 13 September 2016, 05:20:46 pm »
+1 :D
Hahaha yes!
I actually prefer make deodorant now aswell!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #414 on: 13 September 2016, 05:21:33 pm »
On Coronation Street just now in the salon they had a line about blow dry's and I instantly substituted blow jobs  ;D
Lol! I watched that episode and had the exact same thought and laughed to myself!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #415 on: 13 September 2016, 05:52:56 pm »
Paying for items you calculate the cost according to how many clients "?60 dress = one client for 45 mins)
When you go home from a working day with just ?250 you think it's been a rubbish day until you bring yourself back to reality and remember that ?250 is your average joe on minimum wage's 40 hour week wages!
When working you love it when a guy has a small cock and doesn't cums in seconds!
As your paying at the check out for your condoms, mouthwash,  lube, baby wipes and lube you wonder to yourself if the cashier knows ur a WG
You automatically shower immediately after sex (in your personal life)
You no longer give oral without using a flavoured lube
If someone in your personal life gets a bit daring in the bedroom and suggests anal you have to keep yourself from saying you will do it but as an extra!
You judge men on their hygiene and manners above anything else



Willow Summers

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #416 on: 14 September 2016, 02:26:58 pm »
Paying for items you calculate the cost according to how many clients "?60 dress = one client for 45 mins)

Definitelty! Ive just moved into a house so now its
Washing maching - 3 x 1hr clients
Work bed - 1 hr client and a bj


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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #417 on: 14 September 2016, 03:33:51 pm »
When you can get out of a pair of jeans and into stockings, suspenders and heels in the seat of your car in about 30 seconds flat (and back into 'normal' clothes even quicker!

Oh and when your car is like a second home with all the shoes, spare clothes, nickers, hold ups,  make up bag, jacket and coat (for all weathers) bottles of water, mints,  secret (emergency) stash of condoms, wipes tissues....etc etc, All that's missing is the kitchen sink  :D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #418 on: 14 September 2016, 06:47:28 pm »
When slobbing out in your pjs feels like heaven  ;D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #419 on: 14 September 2016, 08:17:07 pm »
When you can get out of a pair of jeans and into stockings, suspenders and heels in the seat of your car in about 30 seconds flat (and back into 'normal' clothes even quicker!

I had to do this quick change the other week in somewhere I thought was secluded and when I looked up, some older woman was standing near the car looking at me with her head cocked to one side. I just gave her a smile and a little wave and drove off quick.

 ;D