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Lushblossom

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #360 on: 09 April 2016, 04:59:22 pm »
Agree about the cotton knickers lol.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #361 on: 09 April 2016, 06:22:19 pm »
when you only buy a pair of shoes to wear incall x

Just did this on Thursday, lol  ;D
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #362 on: 13 April 2016, 08:53:22 pm »
I am in London for a social gathering/gig. I am not working - haven't even shaved my legs, didn't even bring condoms. But, with my loyalty points I am staying at a particular hotel near to Euston Station that's very popular with escorts. I've worked here many times.

I checked in and went to my room - there was a maids cart right outside my door. The urge to filch some towels was SO STRONG. "Get some towels! Get extra pillow cases! You might need them!"

I had to talk myself down, "I am only here for one night. I am going to spend most of my time out on the town. I have NO NEED for extra towels and linens."

Feels so weird to walk past that thing without taking advantage!

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omg this. Ive been stockpiling towels in that particular hotel this week.  There's about seven stashed in my room. Housekeeping left the store room open yesterday, I had a field day  ;D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #363 on: 13 April 2016, 11:31:58 pm »
Your twitter feed is filled naked ladies but you're not gay ( I mean I am a bit gay lol but I'd imagine the rest of you who follow fellow working girlies )

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #364 on: 14 April 2016, 12:56:54 am »
when you only buy a pair of shoes to wear incall x

Just did this on Thursday, lol  ;D

Same I bought a pair of loubies that are primarily for work.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #365 on: 14 April 2016, 04:49:09 am »
Wow can relate to loads of these lol. I'd never thought about the fact I haven't been to a cash machine in absolute ages now! Ummm okay, what else hmmm.

...when you can clip on suspender belts to stockings in about 2 minutes.
...taking a pill break must be after a week of good profit.
...eye lashes and nails must be kept up.
...walk into hotels looking accumulate and walk out disheveled & happy.
...you can fuck most people regardless of looks as long as they respect your time and rate.
...you look back and wish you'd discovered it earlier.
...your pussy gets licked ALOT
...you know how to physically stop someone from doing something clearly not on your likes list without seeming traumatized.
...making up imaginary dates so you can offload to a friend about a client without telling the complete truth but then realizing you can't do that too much.






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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #366 on: 24 May 2016, 10:31:09 am »
.... you shower at least a minimum of 4 times in  a day ( if business is good)  ;D
....... when your water bill is higher than an average person because you use a lot of water in the shower, doing your laundry ;D
.......... you budget for condoms  ;)
 
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #367 on: 25 May 2016, 02:11:19 am »
You resent having sex with your partner on your day off and think I may as well have gone to work and got paid...
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #368 on: 25 May 2016, 08:13:04 am »
When One realises that it's so easy to dump undesirable punters (with some little piece of sadness if someone was a regular) whilst relationships take literally years to get rid of (loads of deeper feelings involved - like it's a major operation).   When there is no desire to have another LTR, which always starts with promises and goes through gradual declines over the years, like fruits which lost its freshness. 

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #369 on: 25 May 2016, 09:59:48 am »
You resent having sex with your partner on your day off and think I may as well have gone to work and got paid...

I hate it when this happens :-(
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #370 on: 25 May 2016, 11:36:29 am »
When One realises that it's so easy to dump undesirable punters (with some little piece of sadness if someone was a regular) whilst relationships take literally years to get rid of (loads of deeper feelings involved - like it's a major operation).   When there is no desire to have another LTR, which always starts with promises and goes through gradual declines over the years, like fruits which lost its freshness.


That's a good way to describe getting over a long term relationship (similar to recovering from a major operation) So the great thing about escorting is that you can just ask the client to leave if you don't like them anymore  ;D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #371 on: 25 May 2016, 11:51:55 am »
Thank you, Katrina, for always being aware of someone's feelings.  xx :D :-*

Emma_C

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #372 on: 25 May 2016, 08:40:59 pm »
you get a full box of tissues in your hotel room  :D and when they leave bags of towels etc outside the door when your DND sign is on.

You get extra twitchy in the supermarket when a guy gives you sideways glances, thinking he could be a punter who you can't remember.

You see couples in the supermarket playing kinky sex games & wonder if they are client/escort or boyfriend/girlfriend.




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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #373 on: 25 May 2016, 10:58:53 pm »
I get the postman thing! Mines a right sleaze since he knows what I do. I opened the door to let a client out and there he was about to knock, I had lingerie on and client was like 80. So he now makes comments like oh so you're finally wearing clothes!

Omg reminds me once I had client call for house number, gave it to him and stood ready to open the front door when there was a knock and I opened it, to my horror it was the postman lol

Luckily I always try and stand behind the door as I open it and just poke my head round so I don't think he got too much of an eye full although that scare alone made me wear more clothing in future for opening the door! Bad timing though or what?!

Thank goodness I've moved now otherwise I don't think I'd be able to look him in the face again!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #374 on: 26 May 2016, 02:20:22 am »
You start to look at random guys and wonder if they pay for sex. Anyone else do this?

I am constantly doing it, whether I'm in Waitrose or in the Doctors I'll look at guys and think if they are a punter or not and what kind of things they like. For example I think [removed - we don't out punters here] has visited a few and is the type of punter who likes things up his bum and likes to be dominated. It's so strange lol! A fun game to play when you're bored waiting though haha.

Also, when a guy stares at you for too long or is giving you a strange look you start to get paranoid wondering if he knows you're on AW! I do this constantly after one guy saw me in Selfridges started talking to me asking how my day was and I didn't think nothing of it til I got home to an email saying "Hi I saw you today in Selfridges it was me who asked you how your day was sorry if I scared you" I was slightly creeped out!
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