You pray for the day that they will turn all ATM's into overnight deposit machines! I would love to finish a long night and chuck the money in the bank on the way home rather than waiting until the next morning to deposit it. Although I also get a buzz out of seeing a big stack of money on the side so it's hard to decide on that one.
You buy everything in bulk - condoms, baby wipes, lube, tissues etc.
The GUM clinic give you HUGE packs of condoms while your non-sex worker friends only get 6, I always give a little smile when they complain they have run out
You go shopping at 3AM after work in full whore hair and makeup but your most comfortable tracksuit, well your work clothes wouldn't be appropriate would they?
You buy your first car at 20 in cash and now your nearly 27 your about to buy outright your own house, sod mortgage companies.
You have a different shitty PAYG phone for each of your adverts so you know where your customers are coming from and everyone who knows you but doesn't know what you do thinks your a drug dealer.
Banks love you they want you to invest in everything but where were they when you were in debt and asking for that loan? Exactly.
Beautiful new micro-ring hair extensions are a tax-deductible item when you can convince your accountant you only got them to further your career. Yeah as if I wouldn't have got them otherwise?!