You plan going away to stay at family's (my mum lives in a different country) in the week your period's due 

Yep I can only have pill breaks if my bank balance is ok

You pray for the day that they will turn all ATM's into overnight deposit machines! I would love to finish a long night and chuck the money in the bank on the way home rather than waiting until the next morning to deposit it. Although I also get a buzz out of seeing a big stack of money on the side so it's hard to decide on that one.

You buy everything in bulk - condoms, baby wipes, lube, tissues etc.

The GUM clinic give you HUGE packs of condoms while your non-sex worker friends only get 6, I always give a little smile when they complain they have run out

You go shopping at 3AM after work in full whore hair and makeup but your most comfortable tracksuit, well your work clothes wouldn't be appropriate would they?

You buy your first car at 20 in cash and now your nearly 27 your about to buy outright your own house, sod mortgage companies.

You have a different shitty PAYG phone for each of your adverts so you know where your customers are coming from and everyone who knows you but doesn't know what you do thinks your a drug dealer.

Banks love you they want you to invest in everything but where were they when you were in debt and asking for that loan? Exactly.

Beautiful new micro-ring hair extensions are a tax-deductible item when you can convince your accountant you only got them to further your career. Yeah as if I wouldn't have got them otherwise?!

Quote from: Escort38 on 04 July 2012, 01:31:47 pm

 
When you see those BB cosmetic products on the shelves and have a giggle to yourself.
 

yes! totally! loll

Sorry, I'm new here. What are wrong with BB creams? I've never bought them....

When all of your non-escorting clothes remind you of the days when you were a student and couldn't afford anything other than leggings and vest tops.
Seriously, I spend 3 days a week in tiny dresses, high heels and stringy underwear, course I'm going to be in huge/ugly/cheap/comfy clothes for the rest of the week.

It gets towards the end of the tax year and you start thinking about what you can buy and write off as a tax expense.

When someone asks you out and your mind goes into a sort of blank freeze slow motion type 'WHY.... would.... I ...want...to...DO...such a thing!?' mode x

YES

And when you do go on a date you spend the entire time thinking about how much money you should be making off of it and then get home and start dissecting whether you were actually being yourself or your work persona.  You are ultimately unable to tell the difference.

You spend so much $$ at Victoria's Secret they upgraded your credit card twice in 3 months and send you rewards coupons every time you check the mail.

You have playlists categorized by appointment time and age of client.

If you're young, men your age have absolutely nothing to offer and even if they're hot you find them insufferably annoying.  Actually, especially if they're hot.

Things that seem like a lot of money to other people are just a couple hours work to you.

You expect that any male you encounter at a shop, autobody etc can and should give you discounts and special treatment and you know exactly how to get it.

Things got really awkward the last time you had non-work sex and started putting the condom on the guy...and then froze and remembered that "normal" girls don't do that! 

I didn't realise until this week that I'd started doing this...but when you look at girls on the bus (especially those with nice handbags!) and wonder if they are escorts too - well some of them must be!!!

your mate is wondering why his girlfriend has 2 phones, never stays with him overnight, always pays in cash and is always away, she must be an escort !!!