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firsttimer

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #270 on: 30 August 2014, 03:11:01 pm »
When you get home and realise you lay on a condom wrapper and it's stuck to your back.
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Candy

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #271 on: 07 September 2014, 04:39:54 pm »
When I realise that I wan to fuck all the men that I see... LOL
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Vichyssoise

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #272 on: 07 September 2014, 07:12:33 pm »
You go on holiday and start looking at the apartment from a professional point of view. Ease of access for clients, tick. Discretion, tick. Receptions bloody miles away, tick. Free and plenty of parking, tick. Shower facilities, tick. Abundance of towels, tick.  ;D
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Erotic flower

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #273 on: 07 September 2014, 08:06:33 pm »
You always looking at hotel deals online for your next tour!
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AlexRa

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #274 on: 18 September 2014, 01:47:39 am »
when your visiting friend is asking for bathroom and comes back in 1 min saying: There is a but-plug in your sink....
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Jenny 2

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #275 on: 06 October 2014, 02:32:09 pm »
You walk down a street and happen to notice a chap sitting in his car................. and you wonder if he's waiting to go into a booking (!!!!) LOL

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Curvygal

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #276 on: 09 October 2014, 10:57:11 pm »
Quote from: Sexy_Kitty on 11 August 2014, 12:58:24 am
You see a little cock and you smile, you see a big cock and think "oh fuck..."

I wish all my clients could have little cocks!

And I thought that was just me  ;D
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luciefate

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #277 on: 09 October 2014, 11:31:55 pm »
You answer the door in your Ann Summer's finest and Bordello shoes and don't bat an eye when it's the 'electric guy' and tell him to go upstairs to read the meter!  8)
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Vichyssoise

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #278 on: 10 October 2014, 09:27:56 pm »
You pack four pair of heels in various colours for two nights in a hotel and you will only leave the room in flip flops.
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misskiss

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #279 on: 17 October 2014, 02:34:54 am »
When an "innocent" sends you a message or says something we relate to sex, but they have no idea of the significance in my mind, makes me smile inside.  I have a siter who abbreviates everything in messages to me and they  have double entendres she has no idea about!
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luciefate

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #280 on: 17 October 2014, 09:04:03 pm »
When you spend twice as long as anyone else on the toilet in the morning wishing that just for once you didn't offer anal. I've started leaving the douches on the side pretending they're for constipation  8)
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Nia Hope

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #281 on: 17 October 2014, 10:55:14 pm »
When you have sex with a boyfriend and am secretly pissed off you're not getting paid x
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Reni

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #282 on: 17 October 2014, 10:57:49 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 17 October 2014, 10:55:14 pm
When you have sex with a boyfriend and am secretly pissed off you're not getting paid x
Or when they are so mediocre you think "really?"
Also wanting to be a lazy lover in private life sometimes b
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Bluetits

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #283 on: 17 October 2014, 11:25:36 pm »
When I see all these men out and about and think which escort have they seen? Which of these men might have cheesy knobs and shitty arses? Never thought about that much before..
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BJC

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #284 on: 17 October 2014, 11:48:43 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 17 October 2014, 10:55:14 pm
When you have sex with a boyfriend and am secretly pissed off you're not getting paid x

...I sometimes check how long me and my bf have been "at it" and automatically work out how much money I'd have earned if I was at work!
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