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_Rebecca_xxx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #255 on: 08 August 2014, 08:01:57 pm »
Quote from: Jenny 2 on 08 August 2014, 07:43:43 pm
Seeing an ad in a beauty salon for facials makes you snigger inside............... :)
This - every time.





On a similar note, one of my colleagues in my other job has the initials BJ & people are always writing his initials in emails - I just think, 'Surely I'm not the only one who knows what else that stands for!'
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Sexy_Kitty

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #256 on: 11 August 2014, 12:58:24 am »
You see a little cock and you smile, you see a big cock and think "oh fuck..."

I wish all my clients could have little cocks!
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alice842

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #257 on: 11 August 2014, 01:30:37 am »
Quote from: kinkyboots on 27 June 2014, 08:38:40 pm

When you have to be careful opening your handbag in front of people in case your stockings fall out.


Haha, I was rummaging in my bag for something and knocked my lube onto the floor of the crowded train I was on. There were loads of people standing up and it literally rolled comically in between people's legs until I managed to snatch it up. This little old lady sat opposite me was staring at me wide-eyed for the rest of the journey.
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LiliVonShtupp

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #258 on: 11 August 2014, 03:07:14 pm »
Sex under the covers as opposed to on top of them seems like a strange fetish...
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TheChemist

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #259 on: 11 August 2014, 08:13:45 pm »
Quote from: LiliVonShtupp on 11 August 2014, 03:07:14 pm
Sex under the covers as opposed to on top of them seems like a strange fetish...


Haha! I used to love nasty sex ALL THE TIME and now when BF fucks me gently, in missionary, it's so EXCITING!
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Sassy Slapper

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #260 on: 12 August 2014, 09:00:14 am »
when everyone you know apart from your family calls you by your work name?. :o
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #261 on: 22 August 2014, 07:24:55 am »
Quote from: LiliVonShtupp on 11 August 2014, 03:07:14 pm
Sex under the covers as opposed to on top of them seems like a strange fetish...

Ha yes! I've had a client a few times who when I return from hiding cash is under the covers, always takes a split second to process the situation.haha
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BBW Joi Parker

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #262 on: 23 August 2014, 03:52:17 am »
If your pics DON'T show your face and punter asks 4 face pic= Tw
You've considered webcamping and/or stripping when times were slow
You know none of these guys respect you
You have to resist the urge to roll your eyes when a guy says youre beautiful especially if you dnt have face
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #263 on: 24 August 2014, 11:20:40 pm »
You watch an advert on tele and it reminds you of sex work phrases smiling away.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #264 on: 25 August 2014, 10:14:43 pm »
You check your Facebook and see a picture of Ian McKellen with Bill CondoM...
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Phoenix

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #265 on: 26 August 2014, 12:08:49 am »
You never went to College but you sure as hell know all about A-Levels  ;D
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Melanie

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #266 on: 26 August 2014, 07:04:26 am »
you are a bit overweight and would like to lose some of that. But clients keep telling you how beautiful you are and how nice your body feels and looks (there goes my motivation!  ;D)
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Red KB

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #267 on: 26 August 2014, 10:32:13 am »
You log on to SAAFE everyday :D
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Melanie

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #268 on: 26 August 2014, 08:05:43 pm »
@ Red KB +1!!! I am so glad I found this forum when I did. Very helpful!
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RachelR

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #269 on: 30 August 2014, 03:04:13 pm »
Your bestie texts you "bb, not doing much atm" and you have to remind yourself she's a civvie....
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