Sex will never ever be the same since having to dress up as a guy ex mother in law and pretend to be her
You know all the hotels in various cities that are escort friendly
You can never go to hotel without checking out the lifts and corridors to see if it workable
You are an accomplished professional liar both in bed and out of it
Every bag that you own has a condom wrapper in it
You can shower, shit, and shave and be dressed to work in 15mins flat out inc makeup
You cant help but looking at other women and thinking you could be making xxx per hour
You can count money quicker than a teller at a casino
?50 notes are no longer exciting
You work in multiples of xxx holiday will take me 3 days or 9 bookings
You are an expert at packing/unpacking a suitcase and know to the killo how much it weighs
Knowing your neighbours movements better than they do
Can swipe towels from a hotel trolly without even breaking a stride
All your bath towels are from hotels that you have stayed in
You never have to buy a pen because you have loads from the hotels that you have stayed in
You have at least 3 phones, half a dozen sim cards and 2 dongles
You will never ever be surprised at what a person ( any person) can and will do
If anyone looks at your phone they would think that its has very severe case of Tourrets syndrome due to the amount of fuckheads fuckwit asshole and dickhead listed in it
You cant take your laptop or phone to a regular shop to get it fixed
