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reneesme

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #180 on: 19 February 2013, 03:20:51 pm »
no way!!! how lazy is that!!!!

you buy 6 packs of johnsons baby wipes from the co-op chemist for a fiver and an 18 pack of condoms from semi-chem, lube from poundland and think " that's my tools for the next few weeks for peanuts kerching"" lol
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #181 on: 19 February 2013, 03:33:50 pm »
You should get your condoms online packs of 150 odd for ?15 (theres a thread on here about it)

When you can advise people on where to get the cheapest condoms......
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #182 on: 19 February 2013, 04:42:03 pm »
Quote from: cherry-ice on 19 February 2013, 03:13:57 pm
Just saw that someone has took this thread and neatened peoples answers up a bit, bit of formatting and posted it on AW as a blog... huh ?!

I do hope I got full credit for my contributions?

R
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Brown Eyed Girl

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #183 on: 19 February 2013, 04:54:55 pm »
Quote from: Rooby on 19 February 2013, 04:42:03 pm
Quote from: cherry-ice on 19 February 2013, 03:13:57 pm
Just saw that someone has took this thread and neatened peoples answers up a bit, bit of formatting and posted it on AW as a blog... huh ?!

I do hope I got full credit for my contributions?

R

Oh FFS  :FF
I was planning on doing this! Grrr...I'll have to do one titled "you know you're a punter when..." Somehow it just doesn't have the same ring to it...
(I?d have given credit to all concerned of course lol)
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SubCharlotte

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #184 on: 19 February 2013, 08:57:40 pm »
Quote from: Rooby on 19 February 2013, 04:42:03 pm
Quote from: cherry-ice on 19 February 2013, 03:13:57 pm
Just saw that someone has took this thread and neatened peoples answers up a bit, bit of formatting and posted it on AW as a blog... huh ?!

I do hope I got full credit for my contributions?

R

Hadn't even thought of that, petition to AW anyone  :P
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Rooby

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #185 on: 20 February 2013, 12:20:33 am »
Quote from: cherry-ice on 19 February 2013, 08:57:40 pm
Hadn't even thought of that, petition to AW anyone  :P

I dont have the mental energy to bother complaining to AW and it strikes me as kind of funny that someone could rip this thread off and think that it wouldn't be noticed but...  :FF

So how about - you know you're an Escort when everyone queues up to rip you off - even other women!

R xx
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #186 on: 20 February 2013, 02:01:55 am »
COPYRIGHT LAW...generally if you post on a forum, the FORUM OWNER(S) then own your words/what you posted. Therefore, legally Saafe could request that the blog owner AND/OR AW removes the said blog. AND/OR sue the blog owner AND/OR AW for copyright theft.

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SubCharlotte

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #187 on: 20 February 2013, 09:15:37 am »
Yeah I'm sure but has anyone actually got the time or inclination to go through all the new blogs from yesterday and find that post and then file the report ?
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Coty

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #188 on: 20 February 2013, 12:33:41 pm »
Who cares anyway? Good luck to them! I always find it hard to think of things to write on blogs! Good for them for having the initiative! why is everyone so keen to report others all the time? We're here to support one another aren't we?
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MsDee

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #189 on: 20 February 2013, 03:44:34 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 20 February 2013, 12:33:41 pm
Who cares anyway? Good luck to them! I always find it hard to think of things to write on blogs! Good for them for having the initiative! why is everyone so keen to report others all the time? We're here to support one another aren't we?

Ditto :)
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #190 on: 15 April 2013, 08:18:38 pm »
In the middle of bookings counting my earnings. When at the same time remaining focused on client.
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ana30

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #191 on: 15 April 2013, 09:46:08 pm »
Jerking off a guy while trying to figure out what I'm going to have for dinner.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #192 on: 15 April 2013, 09:54:47 pm »
Quote from: Ana30 on 15 April 2013, 09:46:08 pm
Jerking off a guy while trying to figure out what I'm going to have for dinner.

That is a classic. :)
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VioletteUK

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #193 on: 16 April 2013, 01:49:59 am »
You know you are an escort when, you have to block your working account from following your real account on Google+! :-\

When someone commented on the funny bunny ears I have in my iPhone, and my reaction was, they don't vibrate.

Or when a friend asks how you lost so much weight and you blithely say, "oh, I stopped sticking everything in my mouth except cock!"

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ana30

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #194 on: 16 April 2013, 02:28:10 am »
Studying carefully your neighbours lives & daily moves (MI5 style) in order to make the traffic to your apartment un-noticed.

Trying to avoid your building maintenance guy cause you don't want him to see you coming in an out "too many times".

(Once I had to go down to the entrance hall of my building (buzzer was not working) to open the door to a client and was greeted by the building maintenance guy who was fixing the buzzer in that moment. So I opened the door to my client as in "Hi Uncle Tom!"  LOL..)
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