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Coty

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #150 on: 04 February 2013, 05:32:58 pm »
when I start getting ready for a client, for me puting my hold ups on means Im an escort  ;D
Its like an uniform lol :FF I hate them and like them same time

I hear ya! I feel the same! It really is like a uniform, sexy undies and stockings/hold ups!

blissblu

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #151 on: 05 February 2013, 01:50:26 am »
...when you text your friends and almost type "so when did you want a booking for?", instead of "when do you want to meet?" lol

Orchid

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #152 on: 05 February 2013, 07:02:30 am »
...when you text your friends and almost type "so when did you want a booking for?", instead of "when do you want to meet?" lol

I ended up getting 2 seperate mobiles so i wouldnt answer the phone something along those lines !!!

Nameless

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #153 on: 05 February 2013, 11:57:34 am »
If anyone gives me an excuse as to why they can't do anything i.e. meet up etc I instantly disbelieve them as I'm so used to clients making excuses  ::)

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #154 on: 05 February 2013, 12:28:37 pm »
When the 1st thing and last thing of your day involves checking AW!!! and 20 years later you still thinking i should retire!!!! ;)

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #155 on: 05 February 2013, 12:45:27 pm »
When your in Starbucks and they ask to write your name on your coffee cup and you say your working name instead of your real one....... that doesn't confuse my friends at all haha !!
Least I'm not working at McDonalds <3

meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #156 on: 05 February 2013, 10:38:40 pm »
If anyone gives me an excuse as to why they can't do anything i.e. meet up etc I instantly disbelieve them as I'm so used to clients making excuses  ::)

Me to and is that way what it's like when every newbie books. That way if they didn't show no worries. An added bonus if they tell the truth. :)

Darling_Delilah

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #157 on: 05 February 2013, 11:12:35 pm »
I keep putting an 'x' at the end of each text I send, even to my dad or real life friends (i never used to do that before, and some people start making comments on that)  ???

Yes. My fiance has noticed that, haha. x

...oh lordy I did it!

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... AGAIN! LOL!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #158 on: 07 February 2013, 02:11:58 pm »
When wearing the biggest, most baggy, unsexy knickers in the world feels like a treat

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #159 on: 07 February 2013, 02:45:35 pm »
When the person you are madly in love with decides to come and visit you unannounced and you are scared to death thinking you just had a booking cancelled 10 mins ago  :D
Take care, play safe and sane !

Darling_Delilah

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #160 on: 07 February 2013, 06:38:33 pm »
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When you make up lies about what you work as! :D

When you have no social life. :D

When you become a good liar.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #161 on: 08 February 2013, 03:14:02 pm »
When your in Starbucks and they ask to write your name on your coffee cup and you say your working name instead of your real one....... that doesn't confuse my friends at all haha !!

Managed to get around that one!  They can NEVER spell my name right (even though it's the same name as a famous person) and so have decided to tell them different names each time, then post a picture onto FB to illustrate that I get them to write daft things - "fluffy", "Princess Leila", "Barbie" my friends don't bat an eyelid when it's not my name on the cup now.

Had the "you know you're an escort" feeling a few weeks ago when dealing with much stress and thought to myself, 'Yay, I can be someone else for a couple of hours!'... ah, escapism!

Orchid

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #162 on: 08 February 2013, 04:03:42 pm »
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When you make up lies about what you work as! :D

When you have no social life. :D

When you become a good liar.

too true !

MsDee

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #163 on: 08 February 2013, 10:51:34 pm »
When you watch a man shove a cream egg up his bum and think to yourself "how bloody original" lol

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #164 on: 09 February 2013, 09:39:00 am »
When you watch a man shove a cream egg up his bum and think to yourself "how bloody original" lol

Easter for the extremists?

That would have given me a little giggle haha !!
Least I'm not working at McDonalds <3