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Clarabella

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #75 on: 23 August 2012, 10:46:27 am »

The one about the speed texting.  ;D  I hadn't realised how fast I text and almost without looking at the phone
until I did it in front of a friend and she was open mouthed in shock. "How the hell did you do that!!?" she asked.

I know I am an escort too when I see hold ups in a fancy style and I buy several pairs exactly the same. The sales
girls must wonder  ::)

Quote from: Escort38 on 22 August 2012, 08:04:40 pm
I have almost given up eating garlic altogether! I love it and it is such a rare treat these days.

Off topic I know, but just a thought for you all you fellow garlic fiends out there!  Cut an individual piece of garlic clove in half, remove the lil green shoot (It's the green shoot that makes your breath and everything else smell) and knock your garlic loving self out  :o
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ilovedots

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #76 on: 23 August 2012, 09:08:09 pm »
Quote from: amy on 22 August 2012, 09:20:18 pm
Quote from: lili69 on 22 August 2012, 08:02:45 pm
Quote from: Green Carnation on 22 August 2012, 06:23:31 pm
I am going to add:
- you stop yourself from buying garlic bread because you going to smell of garlic for another 3 days.

Hell to the yeah!!!

and Walkers cheese & onion crisps :(

xxx

I like scampi Nik Naks, and curry, and pickled onions, and pilchards in tomato sauce. It's almost worth catching a cold and having to be off for a few days because it means I get to eat them all, although God alone knows what they must think of me in Costcutters.

I love smoked mackerel and sometimes the craving proves just to much and I give in, very rarely but still  ;D Once, after consuming a whole packet in one go, I received a booking at a very short notice. The desperation! I brushed my teeth probably 10 times, followed by so much listerine, that the poor guy ended up asking me if I'd been drinking! happy days  ;D



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TeenKylie

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #77 on: 23 August 2012, 09:19:20 pm »
When you see the new 'bb cream' hype adverts or in Superdrug/Boots and instantly think of someone asking you for disgusting bareback :/
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casey_kisses

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #78 on: 23 August 2012, 09:41:40 pm »
I solve the garlic thing by having dinner at 9... most of the time I don't take appointments after that  :)

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ladyjennaj

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #79 on: 23 August 2012, 10:16:28 pm »
Christ, I've been working for years and still eat garlic, but have an endless supply of chewing gum and mouthwash in my handbag... ::)
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #80 on: 24 August 2012, 10:16:17 am »
Quote from: MissKylie on 23 August 2012, 09:19:20 pm
When you see the new 'bb cream' hype adverts or in Superdrug/Boots and instantly think of someone asking you for disgusting bareback :/
Bought some BB cream, and took it back, I just couldn't  bear the thought of putting that on my face.  :-X
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VioletteUK

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #81 on: 12 October 2012, 09:35:14 am »
You are looking for a course of study and are choosing the university according to can you work in that market or not.  ::)

Upon leaving the GUM clinic, you check all the faces of the male patients in the waiting room to see if any of them are your clients.  :-\
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WelshieGirly

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #82 on: 12 October 2012, 04:18:38 pm »
When you move 300 miles away from your home town just in case some one you know makes a booking or a family member just pops round for a cup of tea while your working!
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Pearl

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #83 on: 12 October 2012, 08:05:38 pm »
 :) When you go in a shop and think that most of nice girls who work there could be potential escorts instead of working for a minimum wage
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #84 on: 12 October 2012, 08:08:23 pm »
 :) when you do to the disco without the idea to catch boys
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #85 on: 12 October 2012, 08:32:33 pm »
Quote from: MissKylie on 23 August 2012, 09:19:20 pm
When you see the new 'bb cream' hype adverts or in Superdrug/Boots and instantly think of someone asking you for disgusting bareback :/

HAHAHAH this is hilarious as everytime I see those adverts I automatically think Bareback  ;D
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MsDee

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #86 on: 13 October 2012, 09:00:18 am »
Quote from: sadie x on 20 August 2012, 11:29:21 am
...When Youve looked through more key holes than a russian spy

...When you could do the advert,for "putting on a condom"demonstration,with your eyes closed.

...when you could be a proffesional light and dimmer expert,for photgrathers..to get the most flattering lite.

...When your express top ups,favorite customer.

...When You have packed and unpacked,more suitcases than Mary nightingale..

...When some of your towels at home,have hotels lable.

...When you have looked at more ceilings,than a plasterer.

...When your moody and tired all the time!and short tempered!!

...when your typing and texting is quicker than a court stenographer.

...When certain dressings and sauces turn your stomach at meals and people wonder why!!
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WelshieGirly

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #87 on: 13 October 2012, 12:57:29 pm »
Quote from: Pearl on 12 October 2012, 08:05:38 pm
:) When you go in a shop and think that most of nice girls who work there could be potential escorts instead of working for a minimum wage

I always wonder that too, I think you would be perfect why are you standing there 8 hours a day for pennies?
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VioletteUK

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #88 on: 14 October 2012, 02:09:40 am »
Quote from: F-g on 13 October 2012, 12:57:29 pm
Quote from: Pearl on 12 October 2012, 08:05:38 pm
:) When you go in a shop and think that most of nice girls who work there could be potential escorts instead of working for a minimum wage

I always wonder that too, I think you would be perfect why are you standing there 8 hours a day for pennies?
I may think this, but I am not saying a word to them. Already there are way too many women selling their foufous. If they figure out themselves, great. I am not about to introduce my competition to the game.
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WelshieGirly

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #89 on: 14 October 2012, 08:14:58 am »


Oh I would never say anything, otherwise there would be no one left to serve me in superdrug and ask if I would like a bag to put all those condoms and baby wipes in haha!
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