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Rosesugar

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #690 on: 19 November 2018, 01:09:09 pm »
When you tell your hairdresser you want a blow job instead of a blow dry!!! luckily she has a sense of humour

saltysweet

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #691 on: 10 December 2018, 05:07:11 pm »
...when you're excited because your parcel of 1000, 'arse friendly' disposable medical examination gloves arrive
« Last Edit: 12 December 2018, 08:49:17 pm by saltysweet »

Amberxxx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #692 on: 12 January 2019, 06:49:30 am »
When you happily strip off anywhere, in front of anyone, and realise later that this may not have been all that appropriate...   :P

Likewise, when you see someone naked in a place they probably shouldn't be, and don't bat an eyelid (whilst your mate / family member is horrified)   ::)

Curvymamma

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #693 on: 12 January 2019, 08:28:09 am »
When you don't bother nicking the toiletries from a hotel as you spend that much time in hotels you can't be bothered (plus you have a ton of mini shampoos already at home)

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #694 on: 12 January 2019, 03:28:27 pm »
When you happily strip off anywhere, in front of anyone, and realise later that this may not have been all that appropriate...   :P

Likewise, when you see someone naked in a place they probably shouldn't be, and don't bat an eyelid (whilst your mate / family member is horrified)   ::)

Word

Bonus points for your civvy mate saying "Youre very non body focussed arent you"
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

Philippa Joyce

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #695 on: 12 January 2019, 08:04:23 pm »
you can go from being a slob in pjs to a sex goddess in 20 minutes flat

Rosesugar

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #696 on: 16 January 2019, 06:40:28 pm »
Your friends see the *other phone* and ask why you've got two.
I say oh I'm. A player sometimes. Not sure if they believe me or not!!

Lushblossom

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #697 on: 18 January 2019, 05:02:14 am »
Yes I've said things along those lines too Sugar lol.  However genuine friends I do tell the truth about being an escort but only a rare exception as I have learnt to be wary and choosy who I tell.

Amberxxx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #698 on: 18 January 2019, 11:19:00 am »
Word

Bonus points for your civvy mate saying "Youre very non body focussed arent you"

Hahaha absolutely!!  :D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #699 on: 18 December 2019, 04:57:17 am »
1) When you pay everything with cash while everyone around you pays everything with cards.

2) When the sex scenes in the cinema seem both boring and perfectly unrealistic.

3) When you have enough lingerie to dress 10 civvie women.

4) When everyone around a table denounces the sexual exploitation of prostitutes and you dare not say anything. :)
« Last Edit: 18 December 2019, 05:05:13 am by Lotus300 »
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CelesteManchester

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #700 on: 18 December 2019, 12:09:32 pm »
When ppl are talking about this job slash industry & getting it all wrong. How we're all either nymphos, drug addicts, con artists or millionaires. I'm sure this has already been mentioned, I didn't read all 45 pages yet.
I am none  of these things, thanks. I have to sit there & keep my mouth shut (man, is that hard)while I/we are being maligned ~ like we don't have enough problems already🙄.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #701 on: 18 December 2019, 01:45:19 pm »
when your form of work related PPE are condoms .

Phoenix

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #702 on: 18 December 2019, 05:38:05 pm »
1) When you pay everything with cash while everyone around you pays everything with cards.

2) When the sex scenes in the cinema seem both boring and perfectly unrealistic.

3) When you have enough lingerie to dress 10 civvie women.

4) When everyone around a table denounces the sexual exploitation of prostitutes and you dare not say anything. :)

All of the above  ;D

On a day when you fitted in a smear test followed by a swim session, followed by an evening of outcalls, you realise you got dressed and undressed no less than 12 times in a single day.. Before you even crash back into your 'jamas 😏

TheLastTime

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #703 on: 18 December 2019, 07:36:44 pm »
When ppl are talking about this job slash industry & getting it all wrong. How we're all either nymphos, drug addicts, con artists or millionaires. I'm sure this has already been mentioned, I didn't read all 45 pages yet.
I am none  of these things, thanks. I have to sit there & keep my mouth shut (man, is that hard)while I/we are being maligned ~ like we don't have enough problems already🙄.

Yep exactly this

saltysweet

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #704 on: 18 December 2019, 07:42:46 pm »
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« Last Edit: 18 December 2019, 08:07:26 pm by saltysweet »