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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #645 on: 21 December 2017, 02:32:56 am »
You realise just how precious time is, time really IS money ;)

Emma_C

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #646 on: 21 December 2017, 09:01:24 am »
I find myself doing this with friends! I have almost texted my postdcode saying ...?you need to confirm at X time, and then give me a call once you?ve arrived?

 ;D bonkers aren't we!

I actually went for a spa with a guy, who picked me up in his car last week. I'd never met him & I'd forgotten my phone so that was concerning. I got his car reg though & wrote it down leaving it at home before we left.

Meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #647 on: 22 December 2017, 10:33:38 am »
When you become resistant to Clients. :)





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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #648 on: 22 December 2017, 02:46:32 pm »
Cleaning out your drawer and you see all the hotel key cards pilled up you forgot to throw out  including the fancy five star ones from outcalls.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #649 on: 22 December 2017, 02:57:18 pm »
Cleaning out your drawer and you see all the hotel key cards pilled up you forgot to throw out  including the fancy five star ones from outcalls.

And when you're getting ready to go and work at a hotel you go to often and need to pick through your collection of Do Not Disturb signs for the right one to pack in the case the one in your room is missing when you get there ;D.

Dynamite Doll

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #650 on: 22 December 2017, 02:59:11 pm »
And when you're getting ready to go and work at a hotel you go to often and need to pick through your collection of Do Not Disturb signs for the right one to pack in the case the one in your room is missing when you get there ;D.

I never done that. I will begin to collect the 5 star hotel ones as they are nice. 8)

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #651 on: 07 April 2018, 01:06:13 pm »
You think of yourself as your work name...

I recently thought 'come on now workname' in a non work situation.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #652 on: 07 April 2018, 04:52:20 pm »
You think of yourself as your work name...

I recently thought 'come on now workname' in a non work situation.

Omg when I am at swing with my other half and connecting with other couples - your name me: I'm emily (one of the many escort names I have) never say my real name it comes automatically. lool x

Dynamite Doll

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #653 on: 07 April 2018, 04:54:15 pm »
When your at a bus stop and the lady next to you hands her child mini water bottles you instantly politely ask her where did she purchase them and she says so. I then think bingo these will be appropriate for clients as they waste normal size water bottles. End up buying in bulk cash and carry.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #654 on: 07 April 2018, 07:11:33 pm »
When you plan your sick leave off your civvy job to get busier at home making money instead and enjoying yourself more .
Heck no one's going to catch you going out because your in doing bookings !!!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #655 on: 06 May 2018, 07:35:06 pm »
I loved the last bit!
Where pleasure takes me!

Rosesugar

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #656 on: 07 May 2018, 10:37:34 am »
When your at a bus stop and the lady next to you hands her child mini water bottles you instantly politely ask her where did she purchase them and she says so. I then think bingo these will be appropriate for clients as they waste normal size water bottles. End up buying in bulk cash and carry.
Inspired now on that thanks xx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #657 on: 09 May 2018, 09:07:03 pm »
...you're watching "Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!" (or "The Sheriffs Are Coming"), and you wish you could tell the woman who owes the money in a given case to just set up an AW profile...

Dynamite Doll

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #658 on: 09 May 2018, 10:31:03 pm »
...you're watching "Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!" (or "The Sheriffs Are Coming"), and you wish you could tell the woman who owes the money in a given case to just set up an AW profile...

I think the same thing and offer overnights for special 500 for one week only and see how quick those who are seeking a bargain overnight will take up that offer swiftly.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #659 on: 24 May 2018, 10:59:49 pm »
I was looking at my “past co-worker from ciivy job” instagram profile tonight. She is in her 20’s like me, I saw a picture of her and her dad and thought to myself: “ looks familiar, have I fucked this man?”  ;D loool this is so evil   >:D :angel: