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sadie x

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #60 on: 20 August 2012, 11:29:21 am »
...When Youve looked through more key holes than a russian spy

...When you could do the advert,for "putting on a condom"demonstration,with your eyes closed.

...when you could be a proffesional light and dimmer expert,for photgrathers..to get the most flattering lite.

...When your express top ups,favorite customer.

...When You have packed and unpacked,more suitcases than Mary nightingale..

...When some of your towels at home,have hotels lable.

...When you have looked at more ceilings,than a plasterer.

...When your moody and tired all the time!and short tempered!!

...when your typing and texting is quicker than a court stenographer.

...When certain dressings and sauces turn your stomach at meals and people wonder why!!


casey_kisses

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #61 on: 20 August 2012, 11:48:42 am »


...When certain dressings and sauces turn your stomach at meals and people wonder why!!



LOL!  ;D
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sadie x

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #62 on: 20 August 2012, 11:52:45 am »
... you can fold towels perfectly and even, origami enthusiasts would be proud.

..You can be at arms lengh and know whether its safe to go near and give a welcome kiss,before shoving in shower.

...When your quiet,cus your on here writing you know when youre an escort when...

Ashlee-Jaye

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #63 on: 20 August 2012, 12:42:48 pm »
...you look at men of a certain age and wonder if they'd be nice clients!

Now I really love this one - hats off lol ;0)

Green Carnation

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #64 on: 22 August 2012, 06:23:31 pm »
I am going to add:
-Your second favourite section in a supermarket after baby care is the one with towels, bed linen, blankets, cushions... i can spend hours looking at face cloths, hand towels, bath towels, extra large bath towels

- you stop yourself from buying garlic bread because you going to smell of garlic for another 3 days.

amy

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #65 on: 22 August 2012, 06:32:44 pm »
When you can figure out how to operate any hotel shower, no matter how stupidly complicated, in twenty seconds flat  :D.

lili69

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #66 on: 22 August 2012, 08:02:45 pm »
I am going to add:
- you stop yourself from buying garlic bread because you going to smell of garlic for another 3 days.

Hell to the yeah!!!

and Walkers cheese & onion crisps :(

xxx

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #67 on: 22 August 2012, 08:04:40 pm »
The one about the speed texting.  ;D  I hadn't realised how fast I text and almost without looking at the phone
until I did it in front of a friend and she was open mouthed in shock. "How the hell did you do that!!?" she asked.

I know I am an escort too when I see hold ups in a fancy style and I buy several pairs exactly the same. The sales
girls must wonder  ::)

I have almost given up eating garlic altogether! I love it and it is such a rare treat these days.

lili69

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #68 on: 22 August 2012, 09:17:08 pm »
I managed to get an amazing deal with my new car (well new-ish car) because I stood my ground and held the gaze of the car salesman and acted in a confident manner...  and then thought later on:

a.  I wonder how much more of a discount I could have got for a BJ in the back office
b.  He'd make a great client (of a certain age and no doubt married)

 ;D

amy

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #69 on: 22 August 2012, 09:20:18 pm »
I am going to add:
- you stop yourself from buying garlic bread because you going to smell of garlic for another 3 days.

Hell to the yeah!!!

and Walkers cheese & onion crisps :(

xxx

I like scampi Nik Naks, and curry, and pickled onions, and pilchards in tomato sauce. It's almost worth catching a cold and having to be off for a few days because it means I get to eat them all, although God alone knows what they must think of me in Costcutters.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #70 on: 22 August 2012, 10:37:25 pm »
Upon over hearing a conversation about how much money a guy spent on a girl, only yo have her bugger off with her friends and leave him high and dry, you have to resist the urge to lean over and whisper, how hiring an escort would have been cheaper, and offer your card.  ;D
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #71 on: 22 August 2012, 11:11:06 pm »
You're completely unshockable when it comes to sex - and even if a certain act isn't something that you like, or would do in your private or professional lives you still know someone who would, where to buy the equipment and what the going rate is per hour in your location...

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #72 on: 23 August 2012, 03:49:38 am »
I have one ! I have one!

Finally lol ....

When instead of couning things in money you count it in hourly bookings as in " ooh i like those ugg boots, Thats 2 hours work" lol

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #73 on: 23 August 2012, 05:41:38 am »
I have one ! I have one!

Finally lol ....

When instead of couning things in money you count it in hourly bookings as in " ooh i like those ugg boots, Thats 2 hours work" lol

Lol!
Yeah, I've been doing that recently too "2 hours work... I've covered my rent."



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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #74 on: 23 August 2012, 09:40:53 am »
or

fingers crossed, 3 days work and that is my holiday paid for!
Some people have to save all year to have a holiday, how lucky I am
and I will always feel that way!