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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #585 on: 19 June 2017, 06:51:55 am »
When you send a text to a youngster driving and you send 'be saafe' ....then quickly change !

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #586 on: 10 September 2017, 08:49:02 pm »
You know you're an escort when you have a slutbag/whore bag  :P

Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #587 on: 10 September 2017, 11:58:42 pm »
You stop taking so much rubbish from people and learn to say no. You stop compromising your happiness just to listen to someone who doesn't care about yours. You take what everyone says with a pinch of salt and start noticing when people go out of their way to waste your time/ take the piss out of you.

I also look at every girl and irrationally wonder why they are not doing exactly the same as me. Makes me feel like a future Madame!!

Things also start to slowly seem like really good value for what you can realistically afford.

Feeling like your inner activist flares up when people say what someone like yourself does is really easy and requires no skills beyond 'laying on your back'.  :FF

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #588 on: 11 September 2017, 08:09:17 am »
When i go to the gym and i am fully covered....long sleeve, long tshirt, long leggings...
many girls wearing a bra and they show their skin..
in my mind....they show their body for free.... ;D ;D

when guys watch you and you do not care!....and you are so full of self confidence between a lot of guys!

English natural beauty

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #589 on: 12 September 2017, 08:52:10 pm »
Every time you pull out a wedgie frontways you smell your hand to check your smelling fresh as a daisy for the day ahead.
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #590 on: 12 September 2017, 09:54:35 pm »
When your shopping for them beautiful clutch purse that you hold with a coctail/dress gala dinner you make sure following list is ticked in your head - Space for hustle phone - space for condoms - lube and mini femwash size.
Even though you are out at an event your mind is still on making money and is still on call. So if client wants to meet night time I still say yes then slip away like Cinderella into my prepaid Addison lee.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #591 on: 12 September 2017, 10:03:59 pm »
When your shopping for them beautiful clutch purse that you hold with a coctail/dress gala dinner you make sure following list is ticked in your head - Space for hustle phone - space for condoms - lube and mini femwash size.
Even though you are out at an event your mind is still on making money and is still on call. So if client wants to meet night time I still say yes then slip away like Cinderella into my prepaid Addison lee.

I love this.
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #592 on: 13 September 2017, 02:51:11 am »
I'm a total Tom boy! I wear jodhpurs/jeans most days which I hate my clients requesting anyway! Once they know i'm horsey, they get a thing about it. They want the whole look to which I say "no you probably don't want my greased up boots or my sweat soaked riding hat" My riding clothes stink of shit and horse piss! So I know i'm an escort when I find the getting dressed up in riding gear for clients usually involves me hoping they don't see Velcro hairs or shit stains on my jodhpurs.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #593 on: 13 September 2017, 12:22:17 pm »
Licketysplitz

That's an interesting one! I'm a horse racing fan and my brother has kept horses for as long as I can remember, so I'm definitely 'attuned' to the smell of the equine world. It's something that some might find revolting, but once it becomes a familiar smell then it's part of life!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #594 on: 13 September 2017, 09:05:58 pm »
When you feel like you get through more baby wipes and towels every week!! Haha x

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #595 on: 18 September 2017, 02:32:16 pm »
When you see baby wipes on offer in boxes on 10 or 12 and think yes!

As you struggle home loaded down with a few heavy boxes you then question your wisdom...

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #596 on: 18 September 2017, 02:51:58 pm »
When the staff in ann summers know you and say hi and pass you your specific stockings you always buy.

Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #597 on: 19 September 2017, 10:22:24 am »
When the staff in ann summers know you and say hi and pass you your specific stockings you always buy.

I love my Ann summer girls, they always make sure I get my discounts after over indulging on the latest toys  :-X

Having to make sure to tell certain blokes its your time of month just to have sex rather than the opposite becomes normal.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #598 on: 19 September 2017, 03:15:38 pm »
I'm a total Tom boy! I wear jodhpurs/jeans most days which I hate my clients requesting anyway! Once they know i'm horsey, they get a thing about it. They want the whole look to which I say "no you probably don't want my greased up boots or my sweat soaked riding hat" My riding clothes stink of shit and horse piss! So I know i'm an escort when I find the getting dressed up in riding gear for clients usually involves me hoping they don't see Velcro hairs or shit stains on my jodhpurs.

You can tell clients like that have never been on a yard in their lives and have this bizarre image of it.  You want me to wear my jodhs and long boots? Sure - but I spend hours a day ankle deep in and shoveling horse shit in them so they will stink and have questionable stains on them.  Not exactly my idea of sexy!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #599 on: 20 September 2017, 12:23:02 am »
Every time you poop in your incall facility you check that you haven't left skid marks for thecliemts to see!
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali