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lyrhaa

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #555 on: 24 May 2017, 02:21:46 pm »
You got 3 phones and a pack of wipes in your bag 😂
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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #556 on: 24 May 2017, 02:51:06 pm »
Quote from: lyrhaa on 24 May 2017, 02:21:46 pm
You got 3 phones and a pack of wipes in your bag 😂
+100 😀😀

Went to pull my purse out of my bag the other day at my Mums and a Pastante Extra Large condom came out on top of the purse, luckily my Mother now knows what I do! Oh the joys, tribulations and giggles of being a Sex worker!!
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Nonyer

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #557 on: 24 May 2017, 03:33:43 pm »
When you discover a new call blocker app and it makes your day.
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Sexymilf

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #558 on: 24 May 2017, 03:50:31 pm »
I have three handbags. My work (day job) bag my uni bag and my hooker bag. Fortunately ive never got them mixed up. Imagine openinging my hooker bag in the middle of a lecture 😂
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Adele7

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #559 on: 24 May 2017, 04:18:56 pm »
Speaking of wetwipes, I've seen a few civie friends with them in their bags lately which I must admit makes me stare at them for a few seconds and wonder  :D
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Lotus300

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #560 on: 25 May 2017, 05:32:49 am »
Perhaps your civvie friends are not so civvie. ;)
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Leilaa

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #561 on: 26 May 2017, 01:40:14 am »
When a guy at the bar tries chatting you up and you think 'pay me and you can have me otherwise eff off
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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #562 on: 26 May 2017, 01:42:37 am »
You have a one night stand (in the first year of sex work) and you say to him in a very professional manner, "would you like oral with or without a condom"!!!
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LingLing

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #563 on: 29 May 2017, 06:52:39 am »
Quote from: JustAnotherHooker on 26 May 2017, 01:42:37 am
You have a one night stand (in the first year of sex work) and you say to him in a very professional manner, "would you like oral with or without a condom"!!!

That is so funny!!!
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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #564 on: 29 May 2017, 03:08:51 pm »
You say "I gave him oral" when telling a friend about a new civvy guy (I'd usually say head or blowjob)
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Adele7

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #565 on: 29 May 2017, 09:35:59 pm »
Quote from: Lotus300 on 25 May 2017, 05:32:49 am
Perhaps your civvie friends are not so civvie. ;)

Got me thinking lol
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MelissaS

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #566 on: 02 June 2017, 09:31:26 pm »
When the very odd time that you do have civvy sex, you naturally give them your full on alter ego performance as if you're servicing them!

The last time it happened he seemed a bit taken aback, I don't think he realised what he'd let himself in for. He enjoyed himself non the less ;D

And when you feel slightly irritated at the thought of having casual sex for free  ::)
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MelissaS

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #567 on: 02 June 2017, 09:33:38 pm »
Also when you find yourself amongst awkward conversations about prostitution and the likes, and you sit there pretending to be all innocent like you thought that this stuff didn't really happen in real life.  :P
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SheilaStar

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #568 on: 02 June 2017, 09:55:09 pm »
When you watch tv and during sex scenes you can't help but think "this is so unrealistic", "that wouldn't work", "that would work better differently", "went in too fast", "wtf! they both came together so fast? Riiight!". In the meantime your civvie friends are all flustered.
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PassionFlower

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #569 on: 03 June 2017, 10:14:58 am »
Quote from: SheilaStar on 02 June 2017, 09:55:09 pm
When you watch tv and during sex scenes you can't help but think "this is so unrealistic", "that wouldn't work", "that would work better differently", "went in too fast", "wtf! they both came together so fast? Riiight!". In the meantime your civvie friends are all flustered.

Haha I do this all the time, really irritates my friends  ;D

The worst lately was a guy casual sex scene in American Gods,  it was really well done but at no point did they stop for a condom or even lube!   :o
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