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sweetmilf

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #540 on: 12 May 2017, 07:47:25 pm »
My sentiment exactly, mature helen!  :D   No cash, no attention/sex. I got a few bills to pay (not joking) and myself to look after.   ;D
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Adele7

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #541 on: 13 May 2017, 03:35:14 pm »
You know your an escort when you always carry sponges in your bag
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Lotus300

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #542 on: 13 May 2017, 04:08:07 pm »
You know you are an escort when you read the SAAFE forum eagerly. ;)
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Adele7

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #543 on: 13 May 2017, 05:54:28 pm »
Quote from: ParisB on 12 May 2017, 04:31:20 pm

Lol I was on holiday recently and bought a travel mug with the letter P on it instead of my real name initial

Hahaaa, I alway turn around when someone calls "Adele" or "K" ;)
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sweetmilf

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #544 on: 13 May 2017, 07:05:29 pm »
Quote from: Lotus300 on 13 May 2017, 04:08:07 pm
You know you are an escort when you read the SAAFE forum eagerly. ;)

I get to hear that punters do as well.   I wondered if registration on saafe may need to involve a verified ID soon.   ;D
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katrina

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #545 on: 20 May 2017, 08:33:23 pm »
When a non escort friend innocently asks if you fancy getting together tonight (at shortish notice) and you instantly think for fuck sake why can't she book in advance!   :FF  :D
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #546 on: 20 May 2017, 09:40:46 pm »
When you can identify, with your eyes closed, a piece of clothing purely by the sound it makes when it falls on the carpet.
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Miss Etoile

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #547 on: 21 May 2017, 12:26:52 am »
When I saw a big cock in the sky, through the cloud shapes...  ;D
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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #548 on: 21 May 2017, 12:55:46 am »
Quote from: Lotus300 on 13 May 2017, 04:08:07 pm
You know you are an escort when you read the SAAFE forum eagerly. ;)


+100 😀😀
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #549 on: 21 May 2017, 01:21:09 am »
While watching tele and you hear Eating Pussy then look again they were talking about eating disorders.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #550 on: 21 May 2017, 01:23:02 am »
Quote from: Miss Etoile on 21 May 2017, 12:26:52 am
When I saw a big cock in the sky, through the cloud shapes...  ;D

I so want to see this! I will be searching the clouds now until I find a cock shape lol.
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SheilaStar

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #551 on: 21 May 2017, 01:39:02 am »
When you see words that end in 'ock' and you read cock. Clock.
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Miss Etoile

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #552 on: 21 May 2017, 02:06:51 am »
Don't look for it, it will appear to you when you don't expect it, on your day off! ;D
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SheilaStar

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #553 on: 22 May 2017, 09:36:52 am »
When you start branding people in your civvie life as time wasters
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #554 on: 23 May 2017, 01:27:14 pm »
When someone mentions seeing a person for who they truly are, "warts and all", and you blurt out "He has genital warts??"  :-[
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