You get asked if you want to get a Debenhams card  by the lady who's always on the counter near the lingerie and stockings area 

 

When you begin to cost shopping for furniture in the number of bookings it will take to pay and look at your carpet and give a heavy sigh.

Ha ha yep !
I often think how long it used to make sure my seams were straight in my stockings , because I barely look now I can 'feel' the seam and they're straight on !

When you name things in a certain way:
Fuck room
Fuck bed
Fuck sheets
Fuck shoes
Fuck dress
...
Recently on the phone with a regular: "nope, not home now, need to buy some fuck stuff..."

When you name things in a certain way:
Fuck room
Fuck bed
Fuck sheets
Fuck shoes
Fuck dress
...
Recently on the phone with a regular: "nope, not home now, need to buy some fuck stuff..."

ha ha 

When you're out shopping and pass the aisle where they have clocks, and double-back just to have a look at the different clocks, pondering whether certain clock faces are visible enough to see from a distance... without making it obvious to the client.

When you have a mate come round for a coffee, she says she'll stay for an hour, when she arrives she doesn't have the booking fee - oh yeah she's not a client!

When you're out at the shops in the baby aisle buying baby wipes, baby oil, nappy sacks etc and mum's start chatting to you randomly about everything baby related... and of course (even though you have no baby) you have to join in the conversation, It'd be rude not to!

When you consider taking a tenner less for a foot job because you're in need of a foot massage & haven't seen the reflexologist for a while.