When you get really lovely gents who are single with lots of money and a good job, and during sex he comes out with it of how he'd genuinely love to marry you and things. Really screws with your normality.
Yep thanks MH perhaps it takes a little experience to recognise lol
Yep, been there done that, had lots of marriage proposals from rich men who want me to quit escorting and be their wife.
Every time you hear the word 'blow-dry' in any kind of hairdressing conversation you automatically substitute....blow job!
When you hear a civvy mate proudly declaiming "I know my man would NEVER cheat on me" and you accidentally let out a derisive snort
I was speaking to my girl about pop stars and meant to say Nicki Minji and said menage a trois by mistake opps
You sign your emails off by your work name
