When you pick up post from the post office but you can't open it to see what it is til you get home. Panties and hold ups in the mail today thankgod I didn't get impatient on the walk down.

For me its walking into town and seeing client out and about looking at me or when your having a day off and your phones ringing and you think instead of relaxing i could be earning right now lol

You're far too terrified to sell any of your old electronic devices (laptops, phones)just incase you don't delete your escort info accurately!

Your trolley in the supermarket has two separate sections, one for home and one for the work flat, and oh how they get mixed up. Do I have milk at the flat? Or do I need bread at home? You can guarantee I will get it wrong.

I am in London for a social gathering/gig. I am not working - haven't even shaved my legs, didn't even bring condoms. But, with my loyalty points I am staying at a particular hotel near to Euston Station that's very popular with escorts. I've worked here many times.

I checked in and went to my room - there was a maids cart right outside my door. The urge to filch some towels was SO STRONG. "Get some towels! Get extra pillow cases! You might need them!"

I had to talk myself down, "I am only here for one night. I am going to spend most of my time out on the town. I have NO NEED for extra towels and linens."

Feels so weird to walk past that thing without taking advantage!

 

When every new guy you meet when out you wouldn't touch but if he booked you'd be happy to....

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When you have to fib to your friendly neighbour about who these male visitors are.
Spend more time on your work phone than on your personal one.
Have to wear cotton knickers inbetween appointments to avoid thrush.
Have a smorgasbord of beverages.