See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 21 22 [23] 24 25 ... 48

Author Topic: You know you're an escort when...  (Read 206869 times)

Midsstudent

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,162
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #330 on: 11 May 2015, 10:51:56 am »
...You have way too many used envelopes.
Logged

DustedWithSugar

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 329
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #331 on: 11 May 2015, 01:15:52 pm »
When smell of baby wipes makes you gag...
Logged

Clarabella

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 446
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #332 on: 11 May 2015, 02:54:48 pm »
You feel guity for resenting your postman when he calls whilst you've got a client in the room for the 3rd time in a typical week!

You also have trouble looking him in the eye  :P

You use a cashpoint for the first time in years and it reminds you of your civvy days, dreading looking at the balance because you were always so poor!

Logged

Clarabella

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 446
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #333 on: 11 May 2015, 02:55:56 pm »
Quote from: Midsstudent on 11 May 2015, 10:51:56 am
...You have way too many used envelopes.

Omg YES haha. I really need to chuck them away.
Logged

cheesypeas

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,468
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #334 on: 11 May 2015, 03:05:10 pm »
When you have four stupidly luxurious bathrobes with
the hotel's insignia embazoned in gold on the lapels :-\
Logged
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

TheLittleMatchGirl

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,428
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #335 on: 11 May 2015, 03:20:55 pm »
I get the postman thing! Mines a right sleaze since he knows what I do. I opened the door to let a client out and there he was about to knock, I had lingerie on and client was like 80. So he now makes comments like oh so you're finally wearing clothes!
Logged
*** I can resist everything but temptation***

carachameleon

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 339
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #336 on: 11 May 2015, 04:36:32 pm »
Quote from: TheLittleMatchGirl on 11 May 2015, 03:20:55 pm
I get the postman thing! Mines a right sleaze since he knows what I do. I opened the door to let a client out and there he was about to knock, I had lingerie on and client was like 80. So he now makes comments like oh so you're finally wearing clothes!

How rude!
Logged

TheLittleMatchGirl

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,428
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #337 on: 11 May 2015, 05:10:14 pm »
Quote from: carachameleon on 11 May 2015, 04:36:32 pm
Quote from: TheLittleMatchGirl on 11 May 2015, 03:20:55 pm
I get the postman thing! Mines a right sleaze since he knows what I do. I opened the door to let a client out and there he was about to knock, I had lingerie on and client was like 80. So he now makes comments like oh so you're finally wearing clothes!

How rude!

I know, luckily most of my online purchases are only books so they usually fit through the door!
Logged
*** I can resist everything but temptation***

Clarabella

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 446
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #338 on: 11 May 2015, 05:15:25 pm »
Most of mine fit through the door, I think he just rings it to amuse himself and see me red faced in my dressing gown and stockings!  I don't really mind though, he's very sweet and we have a little chuckle. I'd give him a right mouthful if he ever acknowledged my job in such a rude way though.  I'd give it to him good!
Logged

cassiea

  • Guest
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #339 on: 29 May 2015, 10:16:00 am »
Quote from: Clarabella on 11 May 2015, 02:54:48 pm

You use a cashpoint for the first time in years and it reminds you of your civvy days, dreading looking at the balance because you were always so poor!

I love this! I realised the other day as I walked into the supermarket past people queuing to get cash, that I have not used a cashpoint since I started escorting!. I remember the days when I would try to get money out and be embarrassed when there were not enough funds or worse still when I would go to the bank teller on a Friday to get cash for the weekend and they would always have to ask 'are you expecting any more money into your account to cover this?' so humiliating. 

I never want to go back to those days ;D

Logged

Clarabella

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 446
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #340 on: 29 May 2015, 01:47:16 pm »
Quote from: cassiea on 29 May 2015, 10:16:00 am
Quote from: Clarabella on 11 May 2015, 02:54:48 pm

You use a cashpoint for the first time in years and it reminds you of your civvy days, dreading looking at the balance because you were always so poor!

I love this! I realised the other day as I walked into the supermarket past people queuing to get cash, that I have not used a cashpoint since I started escorting!. I remember the days when I would try to get money out and be embarrassed when there were not enough funds or worse still when I would go to the bank teller on a Friday to get cash for the weekend and they would always have to ask 'are you expecting any more money into your account to cover this?' so humiliating. 

I never want to go back to those days ;D

Snap!  Honestly, it's been 6 years since I used a cashpoint.  I guess we are all banking so regularly now, and have cash on us at all times.  I can't believe I used to manage on such little money. 
Logged

BBW Joi Parker

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 165
  • Exotic Ebony Hottie
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #341 on: 29 May 2015, 04:24:19 pm »
You can ALMOST use your civvy phone to work because you have no friends so there's only like 10 contacts in it
You're picky about what you eat as it affects how you taste/perform/etc
You see the last week of the month as a blessing/curse
You've had your back teeth removed
Logged
God gives you instincts; The World Gives Free Will

Fabulassie

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,141
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #342 on: 29 May 2015, 04:47:13 pm »
Quote from: lovahLOVE on 29 May 2015, 04:24:19 pm

You've had your back teeth removed

 ???
Logged

Kazzle

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 209
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #343 on: 29 May 2015, 04:55:03 pm »
Quote
You've had your back teeth removed

???

I had one of my wisdom teeth removed two weeks ago - does that count?
Logged

VioletteUK

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 499
    • Cassandra Deville
Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #344 on: 30 May 2015, 01:19:52 am »
When your washing machine breaks and you have a melt down!

You panic when told you have to wait a week to get it fixed!
Logged
Follow me on Twitter @JezebelSt
Pages: 1 ... 21 22 [23] 24 25 ... 48
« previous next »