When your bedroom, ensuite & hallway are always perfectly OCD tidy vs the rest of your house.

When your bedroom, ensuite & hallway are always perfectly OCD tidy vs the rest of your house.

My incall flats hallway, bathroom and work/bedroom are spotless but he lounge is like a bomb site! I just close the doors on the rooms they don't see x

That's the problem I have, as my house is open plan except for the spare bedroom so I have to keep tidying it up and I have too many ornaments, can be a talking point though as I have wooden cocks and boob pillows etc.

When a good day is more than a months wage 

- Stockings flung off meaning you've conquered work for the day
- When your friends crack up at any mention of your job
- You've not seen what your pubes look like in years, can't even remember the color.
- You're bedtime is a few minutes past 12.00 once you've featured, after you've calmed down from the shot the weird adrenalin boost that is getting cheap featuring.

You appreciate the value of time way more

Relationships are hard for you

A queen would kill for your closet

You get a gym membership just to not get overcharged by storage (if you live in fear of being outed)

when you worry about bumping into your punters anywhere you go .
when you have a fake working name .
when you ask for a ground floor hotel room for easy access.
when you budget for baby wipes and condoms each week/monthly .
when you go to the bank at least once a week .
when you always check your working mail at least once a day .
when you keep up with pedicure and manicure at least once a week .
when you are asked for free sex and you get offended .
when you lie about yourself to a punter .

When you have to pretend you don't have as much money as you do so as not to make people curious.

(My friend's mum picked up on this, so she told her I was a stripper hehehe)