Author Topic: You know you're an escort when... (Read 213331 times)

RedLady1991 · « **Reply #210 on:** 02 June 2013, 11:24:28 pm »

when i worked with an agency they sent me to a really old boy - he was 85 (he told me this) and made me talk dirty to him. and not normal dirty. kind of along the lines of "i love your old wrinkly hands in my c**t"...was probably the most awkward i had ever felt.

realised shortly after leaving he was at least 10 years older than my grandad

fluffydice · « **Reply #211 on:** 11 June 2013, 12:12:47 am »

when you have AW bookmarked on your laptop and your phone

when you get an email or a text and immediately think of bookings, how much and what you'll be spending the cash on - then realise its a text from your friend!

when you're arranging lunch with a friend and you say "are we meeting for 1 hour, 2 hours or 3?" ...and in the back of your mind you're doing the maths on potential earnings - even though its just lunch with a friend (and not a booking with a client!) lol

when you can spot another working girl a mile off, and see similarities in yourself

when you are single and your friend asks you "when was the last time you had sex?" and you have to lie to their face

I am guilty of all the above!

MaddieMoo · « **Reply #212 on:** 12 June 2013, 02:19:55 pm »

... You have to shuffle all your clothes in the wardrobe when you have a guest in case they wonder why you have two sets of clothes.

... You make up a very unusual and personal hobby (nude art classes) that apparently requires a supply drawer so said guest will not ever open up your whore drawer.

... You have unusual reactions to joke presents such as "Ohhhh a butt plug?? I haven't got one like this!" "Penis shaped pasta... Oh yeah, hilarious since penises going near my mouth is a novelty for me..." "Ohhh these handcuffs are really strong, fabulous!"

... There are imaginary people in your life (a manager, a friend from work etc)

... Your best friend is forever introducing you to people by the wrong name if you are wearing "sexy" clothes at the time!

katiek · « **Reply #213 on:** 13 June 2013, 11:15:53 pm »

...when you're sat in an open university exam and a question comes up about website development and all you can think about is how you designed your own escort website......then a question about reverse auctions and using AW reverse bookings as an example (using a different profession of course!)

sade · « **Reply #214 on:** 02 August 2013, 11:06:42 pm »

Quote from: MaddieMoo on 12 June 2013, 02:19:55 pm

... You have to shuffle all your clothes in the wardrobe when you have a guest in case they wonder why you have two sets of clothes.
... There are imaginary people in your life (a manager, a friend from work etc)

Ha-ha Imaginary friends, I have quite a few...

** when a friend that you think sussed you but no one would say anything asks you if you're working today as they want to do something together...you say..yes I work from say 2 PM...you go out with le friend and a 3PM they say...hey, aren't you supposed to be in work at 2...and you go..oh yeah, but they cancelled it by email/txt ... :-/ ..daft cow!

** when chatting with your best mate on skype and then it comes time for your booking and you pretend you're sleepy, but one hour later you're up liking things on fb lolll

** when a friend texts "you in?" and you know they would be at the door in 2 minutes if you dont text back a lie rapidly.

lilith · « **Reply #215 on:** 04 August 2013, 12:36:10 pm »

When after meeting a fuck buddy you feel a bit sad because he didn't give you money.

When you can determine your partner condom size in less than 3 seconds and never make a mistake.

lolitageek · « **Reply #216 on:** 04 August 2013, 02:09:03 pm »

When you are moving out of your house and the estate agents are showing potential tenants around, and you can't decide whether to acknowledge that you accidentally left your 6ft bull whip on display (tenant AND estate agent clearly having seen said bull whip), just to stay silent or to say that it's' art'. I went with the awkward silence option.

sade · « **Reply #217 on:** 04 August 2013, 06:37:24 pm »

Quote from: lolitageek on 04 August 2013, 02:09:03 pm

When you are moving out of your house and the estate agents are showing potential tenants around, and you can't decide whether to acknowledge that you accidentally left your 6ft bull whip on display (tenant AND estate agent clearly having seen said bull whip), just to stay silent or to say that it's' art'. I went with the awkward silence option.

when the next door pops round to pick some post and there's an inflatable butt plug under your handbag on the sofa, and she can see the pump but you can't push it and hide it anymore, so you start an awkward conversation about weather.

PoshTotty · « **Reply #218 on:** 06 August 2013, 12:22:42 pm »

When internet dating I think that every man over 50 looks like my typical client!

xSweetCheeksx · « **Reply #219 on:** 08 August 2013, 01:45:56 am »

When you get back from a late night booking like i just have and you get your shower ect then get in to bed and lay there thinking ahhh, this is the life.

Melanie · « **Reply #220 on:** 08 August 2013, 09:23:03 am »

@sweetcheeks
So true!!!!!

TheLittleMatchGirl · « **Reply #221 on:** 08 August 2013, 02:03:20 pm »

Quote from: MaddieMoo on 12 June 2013, 02:19:55 pm

... You have to shuffle all your clothes in the wardrobe when you have a guest in case they wonder why you have two sets of clothes.

... You make up a very unusual and personal hobby (nude art classes) that apparently requires a supply drawer so said guest will not ever open up your whore drawer.

... You have unusual reactions to joke presents such as "Ohhhh a butt plug?? I haven't got one like this!" "Penis shaped pasta... Oh yeah, hilarious since penises going near my mouth is a novelty for me..." "Ohhh these handcuffs are really strong, fabulous!"

... There are imaginary people in your life (a manager, a friend from work etc)

... Your best friend is forever introducing you to people by the wrong name if you are wearing "sexy" clothes at the time!

haha whore drawer I love it! Like Michael mcintyres man drawer. My mum n sister were rooting through mineother day ggiggling to each other (obvs they know i work)

VioletteUK · « **Reply #222 on:** 11 August 2013, 05:54:25 pm »

.......your toy chest looks like a sex toy catalogue.

......you have a bigger assortment of condoms than Boots.

......your shoes are arranged by height, in front of the door.

......your lingerie is arranged according to cost.

HollyH · « **Reply #223 on:** 05 November 2013, 04:33:56 pm »

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