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orchidperfume

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #135 on: 25 November 2012, 04:42:44 pm »
youre in the launderette washing excessive amounts of towels and bed sheets and your single living alone !!!!!
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ladyjennaj

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #136 on: 26 November 2012, 10:25:52 am »
Quote from: lucieparks4 on 25 November 2012, 04:32:59 pm
When your shopping basket in boots consists of babywipes, ramer sponges, baby oil, lube, lipstick, condoms and chewing gum.

When you work out the cost of new stuff in time value rather than money, eg, new shoes ?50 ..'ahh thats only 15minutes....'

When you start thinking of all the free sex you had before you were an escort and thinking oh my god i should be a millionaire by now...


LOVE this thread!!

Haha! My shopping basket is ALWAYS suspect! Condoms, lube, baby wipes, massage oil.... :o and free sex is such a turn off nowadays!
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #137 on: 26 November 2012, 06:42:53 pm »
I keep putting an 'x' at the end of each text I send, even to my dad or real life friends (i never used to do that before, and some people start making comments on that)  ???
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #138 on: 26 November 2012, 07:03:46 pm »
Quote from: Little Miss Misanthropy on 16 October 2012, 09:25:11 am
Quote from: VioletteUK on 15 October 2012, 08:26:07 am

I don't voice an opinion, due to the fact they aren't there to hear what I have to say. After the sex, they want to have the ego massaged. They want to be told they are handsome, desirable, and good little men, who aren't doing anything wrong. Fine, for the 55 minutes they are paying me for, I can hummm and haaaaa on queue. When the conversation becomes too boring, I will write blog posts in my head, plan out my afternoon, week, next vacation, and when it really becomes boring, distract them with more sex. There is only so much bullshit I can endure in be sitting.

If it's an hour I'm fine, I can smile and nod - it's the extended bookings that do my head in. Sleeping with someone you don't know: easy. Sleeping with someone who after a 5 hour dinner date you now know is a chauvenistic, egotistic, idiotic, Tory: much, much harder. But I get paid an awful lot so I'll stop complaining (it was pms...).

Or they are really, really boring :(

You know you're an escort when you feel yourself clamping your hand over your mouth as you go to tell a funny tale about the last guy you shagged and where, and your friends think you've been celibate for months...
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #139 on: 30 November 2012, 09:53:48 am »
my escorting has kicked off big style this week and I LOVE IT!

iv been busy, anddd my purse is bulging with notes! normally im skint and no food to feed my babies by friday, but my fridge is full?


so i know im an escort when i dont have to borrow ?20 off my dad to live.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #140 on: 30 November 2012, 11:51:03 am »
You know you're an escort when the thought of going out sans makeup feels like a treat!

Maaaan, that feeling at the end of the day when you get to scrub off all the war paint is just the best. I feel so free spending a whole day bare faced :)
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RedLady1991

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #141 on: 30 November 2012, 02:48:45 pm »
In my case, i know i'm an escort when i haven't had a chance to pop to the bank yet...and the sock in my drawer is full of notes.

admittedly, my feet are tiny so it's probably not that full :(
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #142 on: 30 November 2012, 08:12:50 pm »
When putting on your clothes at the end of the day is better than anything.
Lol I buy all these nice clothes and never get to wear them  :FF
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #143 on: 30 November 2012, 08:31:56 pm »
When the GUM clinic nurses know you and ask how you are... That happens to me all the time
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #144 on: 08 December 2012, 10:25:14 am »
Quote from: lita on 30 November 2012, 08:31:56 pm
When the GUM clinic nurses know you and ask how you are... That happens to me all the time

same, the guy at the Gum clinic bit where they give out free condoms said to his older female co worker who didnt hear me that i needed two boxes for work..then procedeed to make conversation about me being shy still...and hes fit..i hate going there but needs must
« Last Edit: 08 December 2012, 10:26:58 am by TheLittleMatchGirl »
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #145 on: 08 December 2012, 06:46:08 pm »
Quote from: Kitty_of_Herts on 30 November 2012, 11:51:03 am
You know you're an escort when the thought of going out sans makeup feels like a treat!

Maaaan, that feeling at the end of the day when you get to scrub off all the war paint is just the best. I feel so free spending a whole day bare faced :)

Mine's when I get to take my fake eyelashes off, thats when I know I'm done for the day.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #146 on: 04 February 2013, 07:15:44 am »
Kim I was soooo pleased to see this post, that its taken off for you.. well happy for you xx
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #147 on: 04 February 2013, 10:10:09 am »
youre counting youre money and its all yours  :), you leap in the bath and strip of your makeup anf feel releif that you got bookings  :)
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #148 on: 04 February 2013, 01:39:43 pm »
When you look sadly at a scented candle and wish you were allowed to light it - and then realise you're actually in your OWN bedroom rather than a Hotel for a change and you can light as many damn candles as you like!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #149 on: 04 February 2013, 03:51:34 pm »
when I start getting ready for a client, for me puting my hold ups on means Im an escort  ;D
Its like an uniform lol :FF I hate them and like them same time
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