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Serendipity

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You know you're an escort when...
« on: 04 July 2012, 02:03:14 am »
... You respond to your escort name just as much as your real name!
... You go for a massage and you pay upfront and know when 60minutes is up and don't overstay your welcome!
... You always have cash in the house and tend to pay with cash!
... You have 2 phones!
... You know the best sex toys/lube/condoms on the market!
... You have more sets of underwear than most of your friends do!

Feel free to add more :)
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ilovedots

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #1 on: 04 July 2012, 02:25:46 am »
...when a gorgeous guy attempts to chat you up and you yawn in his face ;)
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Kinky Starlet

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #2 on: 04 July 2012, 04:22:16 am »
...you look at men of a certain age and wonder if they'd be nice clients!
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Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #3 on: 04 July 2012, 12:03:04 pm »
Quote from: elleheart on 04 July 2012, 02:03:14 am
... You respond to your escort name just as much as your real name!
... You go for a massage and you pay upfront and know when 60minutes is up and don't overstay your welcome!
... You always have cash in the house and tend to pay with cash!
... You have 2 phones!
... You know the best sex toys/lube/condoms on the market!
... You have more sets of underwear than most of your friends do!

Feel free to add more :)

Only 2 phones - between me and Mr kristina we have 7 phones and 2 landlines LOL
You spend all your time either in the bedroom or on line blogging
The world of sex becomes a very normal place to be and you have conversations about the most bizare things
You look at everyone as a potential client and wonder if every girl you see in the street is a WG
You enjoy life  ;D
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Serendipity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #4 on: 04 July 2012, 12:06:10 pm »
7 phones?! Haha!

... when you log on to adult work as much as other social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter!
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Escort38

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #5 on: 04 July 2012, 01:31:47 pm »
When you pass an adult store and don't have a sneaky look in the window as you walk by.
 ;)
When you see those BB cosmetic products on the shelves and have a giggle to yourself.
 ;)
When you look at the girlies out on the town in their slutty clothes and shoes and think
"those are my work outfits and I would not be seen dead in them in public"
 :o
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Camomile

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #6 on: 04 July 2012, 02:38:16 pm »
When you hear a song and think "ohh that would be good on my 30 min playlist"

When you buy stockings in bulk!

When you have a million sim cards and dongles.

When you visit a hotel the first thing you check for are key cards and make a mental note.

When you can re make a bed in 2 mins flat (house keepers too lol)!

When you have 3 phone voices. Personal Life, Personal Life Professional and Work!

When (if you advertise in the paper) you can describe yourself head to toe in 20 seconds whilst putting on mascara!
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Serendipity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #7 on: 04 July 2012, 03:04:30 pm »
... you come to the realisation that men as old as your grandad use escorts and still have sex =/
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orchidperfume

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #8 on: 04 July 2012, 03:32:36 pm »
when you cant damn switch off  even when trying to have a day off!!!!  I did a phone chat & new images for the private gallery .
 
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Dani

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #9 on: 04 July 2012, 03:55:06 pm »
when every handbag you own( and you have lots of them) has condoms baby wipes and spare srockings in it

When you go to asda and spend more time checking out the price of baby wipes than you do food
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Escort38

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #10 on: 04 July 2012, 05:26:56 pm »
When you are about to book that hair appointment and tell yourself

"Say blowDRY!"   ::)
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naughtyjas

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #11 on: 04 July 2012, 09:12:58 pm »
When you have a draw full off baby wipes and another full off sex toys, handcuffs, whips etc.

When you go shopping for real life clothes and end up buying work clothes/underwear/shoes aswell or instead.

When you have no shame in buying condoms, lubes etc from supermarkets, chemists etc, in bulk because there is a special offer on and get baffled when you get funny looks from the woman at the till.

When you always check how easy an item of clothing is to take off before you buy it.
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Friday

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #12 on: 04 July 2012, 10:20:59 pm »
your phone address book looks likes this:

ignore1
ignore2
ignore3
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ignore270

 ;D
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Luscious Leah

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #13 on: 04 July 2012, 11:37:51 pm »

When you just know the minute you answer your phone and the voice on the other end says "Hello..Can you give me details" He's a TW...
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lady c

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #14 on: 05 July 2012, 10:03:10 pm »
simply hilarious girls..mmm let me think,

becomming concious that everyone has seen you before somewhere ie on AW AND you get more looks from fellas in supermarkets with their wives.
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