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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Gypsy on 09 July 2017, 08:27:29 pm
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I have loads of clients who leave their socks on when they strip. It is something of a trend :D Anyone else have this?
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I feel sure that on this occasion I can speak for most others and say yes we all get them. Dark bobbly socks superglued to feet are a common sight. At least with these we are not subjected to seeing fifty shades of yellow toenails. :o
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I had a guy last week who had a shower beforehand and the shower floor was completely, and I mean completely, covered in sock fluff!
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Some do, some don't. Post-Christmas can be a time of new sock fluff on carpets.
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I request all my clients to shower so my sock problem is solved.
If, occasionally, the guy arrives freshly showered (and by this I mean I can still feel his skin smelling of shower gel and that fresh post-shower aspect) and plans on getting into the bed with his socks on... he gets asked to take them off.
I sweetly tell them that socks on kill the mood. It looks just ridiculous.
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I never notice socks but I always wonder why they take their watches off
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I never notice socks but I always wonder why they take their watches off
I think because they could hurt us.
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I think because they could hurt us.
This plus it's just a habit men have I think. They take the watch off before going to bed.
Btw have you ever noticed how some guys will take their watch/car keys/whatever and put it into their shoe????? LOL
A few told me it's not to lose stuff.
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This plus it's just a habit men have I think. They take the watch off before going to bed.
Btw have you ever noticed how some guys will take their watch/car keys/whatever and put it into their shoe????? LOL
A few told me it's not to lose stuff.
One silly man had his debit card loose in his jeans pocket. When he stripped it fell out and went under the bed. Neither of us noticed, so when he left he went to a chinese and then he realised. Good job I hadn't gone out when he came back for it. Guy turned out to be a no show next time he booked, so I should have gone shopping on it ;D
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One silly man had his debit card loose in his jeans pocket. When he stripped it fell out and went under the bed. Neither of us noticed, so when he left he went to a chinese and then he realised. Good job I hadn't gone out when he came back for it. Guy turned out to be a no show next time he booked, so I should have gone shopping on it ;D
Hence me acting motherly before they walk out: "have you got your watch, your phone, your keys?"
I had a couple of guys forget their...glasses. One guy forget his tie. One guy "forgot" his watch but he did it on purpose. So now they have a special spot to put their things and, before they leave, they get checked:)
Recently a guy was getting dressed in hurry as his office rang. Poor thing tried to put my knickers on before realising his mistake:) That was cute.
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Putting their watch/keys etc in their shoe is quite sensible and I am with others in that I always always always ask if they have everything before they leave. Yes they tell me, yet I have had calls frantically asking have I found their watch/specs etc and if I find them after they slid under the bed or dropped somewhere then I say yes and they return asap to get them, but one or two ask me and I honestly have not got them. I think they think I am a tea leaf. I have yet to receive a sorry text saying they found them in their pockets after all.
One man left a very expensive watch and had to drive back the following day to collect it. I could tell he was not very pleased but hey is that my fault?
I still have a grotty old tie and an even grottier old scarf stuffed somewhere but after more than 2 years if they haven't re-booked me it will be time to bin them.
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I get loads leaving their socks on. I don't think they like their feet or it's just laziness.
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Hence me acting motherly before they walk out: "have you got your watch, your phone, your keys?"
I do this a lot - "Have you got all your bits and bobs?" and then cringe at how mum I'm being.
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I do this a lot - "Have you got all your bits and bobs?" and then cringe at how mum I'm being.
Same. Every time. "Phone? Keys? Wallet? Bag?"
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I do this a lot - "Have you got all your bits and bobs?" and then cringe at how mum I'm being.
Plus making sure they zipped their trousers. I had a couple of guys who forgot :FF
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Plus making sure they zipped their trousers. I had a couple of guys who forgot :FF
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Oh yes this one many times! I like a little jest sometimes too and ask have they got their shoes on the correct feet. :P
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I always laugh when I walk into the room and they are stark-bollock naked..but for socks. I say "No I can't take you seriously til we get these off" and pull their socks off for them. ::) They've mostly taken this in good humour
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The state of some toenails...nah, keep the socks on
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I have loads of clients who leave their socks on when they strip. It is something of a trend :D Anyone else have this?
I say it's against the law to leave your socks on lol
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all my Asian clients leave their socks on but the caucasion and Caribbean remove them !!
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Interesting thread.
Most of my clients take them off which I personally find weird haha! If Im wearing socks I keep them on to keep me warm 8)
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I had one the other day who said he keeps his socks on because he's been to so many places where the floor is so dirty. I didn't ask for any more detail!
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all my Asian clients leave their socks on but the caucasion and Caribbean remove them !!
I've found the total opposite to be true here, almost all my Asian clients take them off. It's the middle aged white guys who leave them on and mostly business men. Nothing like Bart Simpson staring up at you whilst you are giving a blowie lol. Hate sock fluff everywhere though!
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I never notice socks but I always wonder why they take their watches off
I've had clients try to remove my watch while undressing me as well - ERR NICE TRY
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I think because they could hurt us.
Although yeah, this is real. The watch I wear is the same one my ex used to wear and he used to accidentally scrape my back with it sometimes D: He also always left his socks on because he hated his feet so I never really mention it to clients when they do it.
Also, I think I read in Cosmo or something that you have better orgasms if you have warm feet? Maybe clients have heard this?
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I had one the other day who said he keeps his socks on because he's been to so many places where the floor is so dirty. I didn't ask for any more detail!
Loool! I've heard that too from one of my punters. Myself I do that thing at mine where I walk around the flat bare feet every other morning just to make sure the floor is still clean.
Still if the guy walks on the floor in his socks does he really think it's ok to just keep them on my bed???
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Today my client put his socks on midway a 4 hour booking, his feet were cold. I checked they were like ice cubes
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I don't know what it is with men and their bloody socks! It's the same in civvie life, they persist to leave their socks on during sex!
I once had a client who left his work boots on :FF
It was a 15 min booking, and he had these huge work boots on, he said it would take him too long to untie them and do them back up again!
He stood in one spot the entire booking... it was pretty strange! :D
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Heyya long time member but I don't usually comment that often anymore but now and again will have a look around.
Anyway the subject of socks first I think if it makes him more comfortable then I don't see the issue the more comfy he is the more he'll enjoy his time and the more likely he will become a repeat customer and oh how I love my regulars :) they might look silly but I think everyone looks silly but hey ho.
Secondly I found this in an article:
A University of Groningen study found that, when provided with socks to wear, brain scans showed 80 per cent of couples were able to reach orgasm, compared to just 50% who could climax without socks.
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Oh excellent , I'll re jig my legislation against sock wearing I think lol
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Nothing like walking in to my room seeing my client face down, spreadeagled and starkers on my couch apart from a bright white pair of cotton ankle sports socks! No, just no! It's not a nice sight at all :-X
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At the moment it's so cold I don't blame them for leaving something on
One wouldn't remove his t shirt ..I had heating on full !!
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This plus it's just a habit men have I think. They take the watch off before going to bed.
Btw have you ever noticed how some guys will take their watch/car keys/whatever and put it into their shoe????? LOL
A few told me it's not to lose stuff.
I do that - if I'm going to have a massage or treatment I put my watch and any jewellery in my trainers / shoes
It's my way of knowing that I won't lose or forget anything when getting dressed
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I make my clients put them in their shoes. Returning left property is a pain.