I went for a GUM checkup today (like the good boy that I am). On the questionnaire you fill in before you go there was a tick box asking whether I had been paid for sex - I never lie to doctors ever. So now I suppose I am officially a prostitute because it's in my medical records!

Eek

Maybe it's so the Bigwigs in the NHS know who to call if they get horny...

I find the GUM here in SW london sooooooo nice! They are always very understanding and give a million free condoms and hep jabs etc. They also advised me subtly that if I had a different name and record if I wanted to keep escorting secret, then they wouldn't notice "wink wink".

Wow Benny, you got off easy! On my last test I was asked personally by the counseler if "I ever paid for sex or if I ever been paid for sex" and there wasnt any boxes for me check. She checked them for me!

Personally I chose to say 'no' because to an extent its my business plus its illegal here so I tend to be a bit cautious. I should of said 'yes'...so that their stats will show a black male escort who is HIV negative    I get pissed whenever I read the papers showing 'an increase in HIV cases among blacks' 

Why would anyone lie on a healthcare form? 'Have you/are you paid for sex? - Yes'. If I was that worried I would be using a false name on the registration form - I want the clinic to know what I do for a living so that I get the best care and advice (I have been known to tell them I do bareback just to make sure I get ALL the tests done super-properly, and I always get a talking-to ).

Why would anyone lie on a healthcare form? (I have been known to tell them I do bareback ).

Amy you just lied! 

I had thought about that also, that if saying I 'worked' that I'd get extra loving and extra condoms.