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Kendra

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #120 on: 31 May 2016, 09:25:39 am »
Am I the only one who gets called a 'fake profile' or 'fake escort' a lot when I refuse to see someone

Maybe because I work at Heathrow a lot and won't see anyone who can't speak FLUENT and coherent English but I get a huge amount of 'racist' and 'nazi bitch'

And all the usual 'dumb bitch' 'fat cow' 'stuck up' 'stipid slag' that we all get, usually followed with threats of how and when they are going to physically assault or rape/murder/expose me for daring to Noy give them what they want when they want.

I can't even keep track of thr number if really evil brutal abusive calls, texts and messages I get a week, it's actually really hard to deal with.. Does anyone have a way of letting go and not letting it get to you?

Yes, I refused to see someone 2 weeks ago for incompatibility because he was into anal, swinging and taboo sex (neither of which I'm into or advertise) and he said I was fake, ugly, had a stinky pussy and that he wants me dead and hopes a client kills me. I still have his texts in my phone. Outrageous!

I was also threatened about a month ago now because I refused to see someone based on how he spoke to me the first time he contacted me which was calling me a stupid slut because I don't work 24 hours, he said I should work 24 hours as I would make more money for my raggedy self (all his words) so I ignored him then weeks and weeks later, I get about half a dozen missed calls from him at a normal time so I sent him a screen shot of his behaviour the last time saying how could I possibly meet with you after that? In my stupid mind, I thought maybe he was drunk the first time and might be embarrassed by his behaviour and maybe even get an apology from him but nope, he threatens to have my face slashed off me. I actually have this in writing so when he phoned me again after threatening me, I answered the phone as I wanted to hear his voice so I could try and avoid anyone that sounds like him and he was screaming down the phone with such venom. He clearly has control issues where he lashes out when he doesn't get what he wants. Vile creature.

And people wonder why some of us demand a phone call from a stranger before giving them any info or bookings. And some wonder why some of us are strict about who we see. It's crazy out there.

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« Last Edit: 31 May 2016, 09:37:54 am by Kendra »

Kendall

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #121 on: 31 May 2016, 09:53:28 am »
You just know he's some meek little loser working a job he hates who shuffles about,living probably in a rented room with no friends who wouldn't say boo to a fucking goose in real life.

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #122 on: 31 May 2016, 02:50:19 pm »
Seems how most of them are. They crave the feeling of having power and wielding it because they are shit on so much in life and never talk to a girl. On the subject of being called fake had a guy a while back who tried it on with "Send me a verification pic so I know you're real" um no...Told him to just call me and then he accused me of being bait and switch and said he'd report me because I'm a liar. I have feedback available from clients who see me on a regular basis if he wanted to ask if I'm really who I say he could have just messaged them. Weirdo.

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #123 on: 10 June 2016, 10:12:40 pm »
"Because of your size I will pay you a maximum of ?50 per hour, including everything on your likes list ;) xxx"

As if he's begrudgingly being forced to see me and as if the wink and kisses soften the blow

katrina

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #124 on: 11 June 2016, 01:58:50 am »
This was not really an insult more an odd comment...A client who kept booking me for 2 hours at a time every other week but never actually knew what he wanted from the booking, literally one minute he wanted soft and sensual GFE the next domination but then he would just laugh and squirm when I was trying to be strict with him as he had requested. He was probably the most hesitant indecisive person that I've ever met...One day he was sat looking deep in thought so I asked if he was ok, he replied with his usual quiet mumble:  "umm ahh well I don't know why I even come here" I suggested maybe its for some discreet stress free sexy fun with someone who you may even fancy !?? He then said "Oh no it isn't that, I think its just somewhere for me to come" So I said what like just somewhere to empty your balls then? He ummed and ahhed again and said yes its something like that, then immediately was all apologetic, mumbling and stuttering total gibberish  ??? ::)   

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #125 on: 11 June 2016, 06:10:48 am »
"(Arrogant jackass) ?xxx for an hour babe isn't that what you are making a week *raucous laughter so I know they are a bunch of stupid boys ringing round for a laugh*

(Sickly sweet) No I actually make over 10x that a week and there's no need to be rude just because you're broke babe."

*Wow she cut you down to size bro, you got roasted by a whore*

I just hung up.
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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #126 on: 27 July 2016, 11:13:08 am »
A guy on cam last night called me Vicky..... slightly confused I responded with Vicky?

His response; Vicky Pollard

He seemed so proud of himself for that insult!! hahahaha


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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #127 on: 29 July 2016, 02:54:14 pm »
Just had a prick of a client leave, at the end he was talking about another girl he had seen he said.
"I was so shocked she was a prostitute because she was so pretty, I told her she could maybe do better" he then went on to have digs at me about how I don't give my full address until he arrived, how I should have been in contact leading up to the booking to "get him going"

I'm in a fucking bad mood now!
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Nia Hope

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #128 on: 29 July 2016, 02:54:26 pm »
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Willow Summers

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #129 on: 29 July 2016, 03:12:42 pm »
Just had a prick of a client leave, at the end he was talking about another girl he had seen he said.
"I was so shocked she was a prostitute because she was so pretty, I told her she could maybe do better" he then went on to have digs at me about how I don't give my full address until he arrived, how I should have been in contact leading up to the booking to "get him going"

I'm in a fucking bad mood now!

What an utter prick!

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #130 on: 29 July 2016, 03:14:54 pm »
What an utter prick!
And my boyfriend said he was talking to a fucking neighbour before he came in! Probably just asking for directions, hopefully!
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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #131 on: 29 July 2016, 05:17:14 pm »
I'm not English so I get uneducated twats hunging up on me.. Tbh they are doing me a favour.
I had an outcall, I spent 90min in the car to get to his place. Everything was confirmed on the phone, he was happy with the price etc. Then towards the end of the booing he said "I really didn't want to see anyone foreign. Girls lied to me about their nationalities in the past."
So f*** what ?  ;D shall I start to send my personal Facebook to "prove" something?
My profile clearly states I'm not English.

katrina

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #132 on: 30 July 2016, 10:44:38 am »
A guy on cam last night called me Vicky..... slightly confused I responded with Vicky?

His response; Vicky Pollard

He seemed so proud of himself for that insult!! hahahaha


I would have been tempted to reply to him: "Does my face look bothered? No that's cos it isn't" Lol! Or is that a different person ha ha

katrina

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #133 on: 30 July 2016, 10:53:59 am »
A very nice client the other day, everything going well, nice easy sensual GFE...After the first round we laid chatting and he says out of the blue: there's so many escorts on that site yet its so difficult to book one, I rung loads and no one answers their phone! or its either "call me next week", "I can see you a week next Thursday" and another who could only do an hour...I thought well that's fine I don't mind being a substitute but there's really no need to point out the fact that I was about 4th or 5th choice!!!!  ::) 

katrina

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #134 on: 30 July 2016, 11:09:41 am »
Just had a prick of a client leave, at the end he was talking about another girl he had seen he said.
"I was so shocked she was a prostitute because she was so pretty, I told her she could maybe do better" he then went on to have digs at me about how I don't give my full address until he arrived, how I should have been in contact leading up to the booking to "get him going"

I'm in a fucking bad mood now!


What a wanker!! Sounds like he was just trying to make himself feel better by trying to make you feel bad. Just look at the money and smile  :)