The worst ones are the ones are the ones patronizing me with questions along the lines of 'what's a girl like you doing this?'. As if I'm supposed to be better than this. Getting rarer this days.

Just last week I was showing my reg a video of me at the gym and he said 'you have a lot of upper body strength for someone your size'?! I was incensed but didn't want to make it a big deal. Excuse me?! I'm a size 8 (UK) and I work out frequently. Well, we can't all be like his size 4 ex-lover. I was still smarting over his comment on the weekend. This coming from a 55 year-old paunchy, overweight man. Grrrrggghhhhh.

I'm lucky that I rarely have to deal with nasty TWs. The worst to date was from someone claiming I lack originality. And if this is the worst I get, compared to the barrage of torrid abuse and insults I've read here, I'm very thankful.

I turned a guy down for a booking (gave me a bad vibe) and he proved that bad vibe by sending me a load of abuse and said to me that as a child I got fucked repeatedly by my dad while my mum watched while playing with herself, this made my stomach churn. I actually took screen grabs of these messages and still have them to this day. He called me for everything and went on and on and on about abuse but he took it a step too far with his vivid scenarios almost as if this is some sick fantasy that he has cause why else would that even come into a persons mind?

I'm used to all the typical abuse, you'd think there was a book written somewhere about things to say to a sex worker if she turns you down. I've heard it all a million times before and although it stresses me out (more so at the worry of any of these creatures slipping through the net and booking me from another number) but it doesn't upset me as such but what that guy said about my parents really upset me. Anyone who knows me knows how much I adore my family and it really hurt me that someone could say that about them.

Anyway this all started off with him saying he doesn't want to see me anyway as I'm damaged goods. How ignorant and narrow minded to assume that every working girl has came from some sort of horrid abuse. I want nice things in life, I'm in the hair and beauty industry that doesn't pay well so I got into escorting to get what I want, nothing to do with a dark childhood or past. Horrible bastard!

It would be great to produce a book with genuine insults and for each one, add a clever retort or an example of the conversation between escort and knob. It would show them up big time as, from what I have seen on here, the women are extremely smart cookies and would show them up for what they are  x

Most of my clients are nice and polite, and the ones sent me horrible emails or txts I just ignore and block.

But there was one time I finished a session with this client, he got dressed up and I didn't think much went to the toilet outside the bedroom it was only like maybe 2 mins. After he left I tried collecting the cash from the drawer, it was gone! I couldn't believe it! He was actually quite nice and seem enjoyed my service. Not really the money I cared about was only half hour ?80, but couldn't figure out why he would do that ..

Minger, dog, ned (don't know if that's a Glasgow word? It's like chav, common..) 

Lol yeah I knew that, but I didn't know if it's used in the rest of the country
I don't know if it actually officially stands for that of if it's just because of that film NEDS?
I've also been called "not the brightest button" by someone on a punter-forum by someone who couldn't spell lol.
Gotta laugh don't ye.. 

Quote from: Fluffy Bunny on 31 March 2015, 07:13:18 pm

The neanderthals called me a fat ginger south african a few months back but then again he was the gimp of a major shit stirrer.   But honestly was not offended, yes I am fat, yes I am ginger and yes I am south african.

Gimp  Alky loser might be another name....

I was bombarded with a whole host of abusive texts from a client because I gave away his booking slot when it took him just less than 24 hours to confirm his appointment (he finally confirmed 3 hours before the appointment was supposed to take place). The eejit then ranted about how I was unprofessional and let him down over a twatheaded review site. Of course the neanderthals sided with him.

What, you mean I am supposed to keep that time free for someone who hasn't confirmed with me?? How shocking of me.

racist much?

Think I mentioned this on another thread somewhere but my personal favourite was "get over yourself you stupid ugly slag" - this was his response to me turning down ?20 for "a qwik bj"... I always find it amusing when I get called a slag for NOT fucking someone lol! My usual response (when I should ignore them but I sometimes really can't resist) is" I'm not a slag, I'm a whore. A whore charges for her services, A slag sleeps around for free. Sounds like you need a slag" then block! I really should take the higher ground and ignore though!

I loved your response to that knob - I bet he wished he never said anything. Would have loved to see his face when he received your message!
If you have a funny response, that makes them look like a bigger prat than the little prat they are, then do it. Just for our entertainment of course!
 I very rarely get insults or abuse thankfully,  and ignore if I get any. Patronising guys annoy me for a slight moment, but don't really worry too much as when I am out of there, I know I never have to share their company again.
I look at them as the school bully - they have the problem with low self esteem and more,  and the only way they can make themselves feel better is by abusing others. They want a response and attention.
We can all stand up for ourselves and be better, nicer and funnier than they can ever be! x