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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #15 on: 31 March 2015, 07:48:12 am »
As a size 20 I have been called fat bitch . A regular likes to call me names like whore slut tart the usual stuff that most partners wont put up with

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« Reply #16 on: 31 March 2015, 08:16:04 am »
My usual response (when I should ignore them but I sometimes really can't resist) is" I'm not a slag, I'm a whore. A whore charges for her services, A slag sleeps around for free. Sounds like you need a slag" then block!

 ;D ;D like this comeback!!!

I don't or rarely get abusive texts or emails, due to what I specialise in ( fetish and humiliation ) so if I did I'd either block them or would send something intelligent back and book them if they wanted to still come, as they enter my building they would shit them selves right up due to all the equipment, furniture and very spikey props I have......

Silly little boys most of them, they will use the ' race ' card or the ' fat slag ' card to intice us into an email battle and being honest they are probably wanking their little Willys at the thought of you responding - some of them get off on it!

They are the ones who might have to save up ?150 for an hour of our time and it will probably take 6 months before they can afford to see us, I blow ?200 just waiting for my next slave to enter!

Cretins are amoung the human race but us intelligent females thrive on - where else can we make upwards of a ?1000 a day or week? Very acute business women we are!

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #17 on: 31 March 2015, 10:40:57 am »
I got an few hours of abuse by text and email a few weeks back. Would I do a quickie 15min meet for 50? I messaged back to say I didn't do quickies but I could do a half hour for 80, guy started calling me a"unprofessional dum bitch" " it's good money for 15 mins, blonde bimbo" "your just a fuck toy" now I had to laugh because I find blonde bimbo hysterically funny as an insult. Do I have massive long blonde hair yep, but I'm better educated and smarter than a fair few of those muppets who can't even spell dumb.... He still send s the odd bit of abuse once a week and the odd begging text, often misspelt and swinging from "please please please" to "don't you understand how this works? I'm offering you money."

Other "insults" I love are - whore, blonde, prossie, stuck up, jumped up, crazy, fake, plastic, tart, girl. just because they are all true and not something I even try to hide! Why insult me with things I'm proud of? (Don't like prossie much though tbh)

Let's not forget the guy who ranted my pussy was too tight,  like it was a bad thing. I just smiled and sat there. Lol.

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« Reply #18 on: 31 March 2015, 10:54:54 am »
I suppose the abuse we receive is a defence mechanism from guys who's ego has been dented that even a whore doesn't want him.

Also they are just cowards because they have the power of anonymity. I was getting abuse a week past Sunday because I missed a guys call (I was on a driving lesson in the morning) then when I answered his second call, he wanted an appointment to which I couldn't give him as I was genuinely booked up then he started giving me a mouth full for missing his call earlier and that a Sunday is his only day off and that I couldn't be that busy as I was answering his call now (it was lunch time, I reminded him that an escorts gotta eat) blah blah blah. I said that I had genuine reasons for being unable to see him today but now I don't want to see him at all after giving me such a bad vibe, then he started texting me all sorts of abuse until I googled his number and it brought up a property he is renting out quite close to where I live so I text him back saying that next time he plans a verbal attack.....he might wanna do it from a number that doesn't have his address attached to it. Never heard from that moron again after that, suddenly his brave pills wore off. Arsehole!
« Last Edit: 31 March 2015, 10:57:09 am by Miss K xXx »

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #19 on: 31 March 2015, 11:08:29 am »
Insults go right over my shoulder and I can't remember any specific ones.

When you bruise a guys ego he is going to retort but as previously stated they usually proved that you were right not take a booking.

We don't drag them off the street, it's them usually who contacts us.  Eejits.
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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #20 on: 31 March 2015, 11:20:11 am »
Had one recently saying i had ugly feet (wanted foot fetish something i dont do.)

To which i said thats not very nice then went to go on to say i wasnt the person in the photos i was ugly and fat and not worth the money.

I got him to leave pronto. Actually upset me which was a shock  :FF pissed me off more though.
Formally known as Mia-may however I have changed my name (and whole escorting persona) for personal reasons, hope you all don't mind :D

Miss K xXx

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #21 on: 31 March 2015, 12:20:43 pm »
Had one recently saying i had ugly feet (wanted foot fetish something i dont do.)

To which i said thats not very nice then went to go on to say i wasnt the person in the photos i was ugly and fat and not worth the money.

I got him to leave pronto. Actually upset me which was a shock  :FF pissed me off more though.

I always ask a new client on the phone if he's read my profile and is happy with what I offer to avoid horrible confrontation in person. Some of them would just be disappointed that you don't offer a particular service but not make you feel horrid in person but then these are the ones who then discredit you on forums for not offering x,y & z even although it's their fault for booking us in the first place and not checking what services are available or not actually accepting what services are available and then of course you have the nasty ones who react when they don't get what they want and start giving you abuse.

I asked a guy to leave once when I was in Edinburgh because from the second he walked in.....he gave me such a terrible vibe so he started hurling abuse at my actual face, demanded his money back which I was in the middle of getting for him, obviously I was going to give him his money back but stupidly I had put all my money together so he grabbed the lot and made a run for it. I was in a hotel in Edinburgh and didn't want to draw attention to myself as it was only day one of a tour so I had to just let him go.....he got ?500 including his own money. Another reason why I don't tour anymore....your wide open to all the local bastards that your unaware of.

I see on forums all the time at punters having such an issue with picky escorts, obviously hasn't occurred to them that this stuff happens all the time and if being sensible about who I allow into my home to have sex with me means I'm a picky escort then I must a picky escort  ::)
« Last Edit: 31 March 2015, 12:22:25 pm by Miss K xXx »

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« Reply #22 on: 31 March 2015, 07:13:18 pm »
The neanderthals called me a fat ginger south african a few months back but then again he was the gimp of a major shit stirrer.   But honestly was not offended, yes I am fat, yes I am ginger and yes I am south african.

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #23 on: 31 March 2015, 08:16:53 pm »
On cam (paid) -

"whaddya mean you're too tight? [to be fisted] Everyone knows fat girls have bucket fannies!"

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #24 on: 31 March 2015, 08:20:15 pm »
From someone I turned down cos he was asking for services I don't offer:

"Fat bitch. Go eat another pie. Slag."


Bless. Heard it all before, la-la-la-la-laaaaa....

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #25 on: 31 March 2015, 08:26:15 pm »
Not so much what was said but what he did.

Came in, smiled, kissed me, followed me to the bedroom and told me how he has been waiting ages for the service he was booked into. Soon as he got into the bedroom (which is very nicely decorated and spotless) he pulled the "oh no forgot my wallet" trick.

I smiled and saw him out to apparently get his wallet from his hotel around the corner, literally but then when I closed the door I looked through the spy hole and he was running, literally sprinting, down the hallway  ???

Couldnt get away fast enough  :-[


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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #26 on: 31 March 2015, 08:28:45 pm »
Came in, smiled, kissed me, followed me to the bedroom and told me how he has been waiting ages for the service he was booked into. Soon as he got into the bedroom (which is very nicely decorated and spotless) he pulled the "oh no forgot my wallet" trick.

Maybe he didn't like your bedroom decor  ;D

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« Reply #27 on: 31 March 2015, 09:18:24 pm »
On cam (paid) -

"whaddya mean you're too tight? [to be fisted] Everyone knows fat girls have bucket fannies!"

Wow really! Most are surprised at how tight my fat fanny is lol

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #28 on: 31 March 2015, 09:49:40 pm »
Client id refused, you've had more dicks than hot dinners.
Reply, not quite but I'm working on it  :-*

Morons.

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #29 on: 31 March 2015, 10:01:46 pm »
"Get fucked" always makes me laugh.

Yup, that's very much what I intend to do  ;D
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