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Lil Lolita

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Turned down a guy because he was quite rude in emails. I just got 'fuck off you fat face horse cretin'.  ;D

What's been your worst or funniest insult recently when you have rejected a client for being rude, uncomfortable etc?

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #1 on: 30 March 2015, 10:20:35 pm »
ALOT. of racism.

A client called me a 'black bitch'.

Been called the n word before.

The worst I think was a punter who the agency sent. I don't offer A-Level's and he said something along the lines of 'your ancestors were slaved in this country and you shouldn't go around acting all high and mighty'

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« Reply #2 on: 30 March 2015, 10:25:38 pm »
OMG Selena!!!!!  :FF :FF I would have kicked him HARD in the balls!! How awful  :-[ :'(

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« Reply #3 on: 30 March 2015, 10:45:04 pm »
OMG Selena!!!!!  :FF :FF I would have kicked him HARD in the balls!! How awful  :-[ :'(

Lolita  ;D

it's alright *hugs*

These are all results of me saying 'no' or 'i don't offer that'

they turn into devils within seconds of being told 'no'  ;D

It goes from 'you're so lovely, do you do A-Level'

I reply 'no'

then the racism and abuse starts  :P

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #4 on: 30 March 2015, 10:50:41 pm »
Had a guy telling me recently I was that ugly he wouldn't give me "the reek off his dogs shite"  eh ok then hahah! Weirdo!

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #5 on: 30 March 2015, 11:18:30 pm »
Apparantly I'm a "fookin fat fookin benefits scrounger".

I laughed ;D

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #6 on: 30 March 2015, 11:20:06 pm »
ALOT. of racism.

A client called me a 'black bitch'.

Been called the n word before.

The worst I think was a punter who the agency sent. I don't offer A-Level's and he said something along the lines of 'your ancestors were slaved in this country and you shouldn't go around acting all high and mighty'

K.
I get all this aswell! And my reply usually is "If I'm such a n***** then why are you booking me" etc etc, they soon shut up.

It's amazing how quickly they can turn racist and abusive when they don't get what they want!

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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #7 on: 30 March 2015, 11:36:11 pm »
ALOT. of racism.

A client called me a 'black bitch'.

Been called the n word before.

The worst I think was a punter who the agency sent. I don't offer A-Level's and he said something along the lines of 'your ancestors were slaved in this country and you shouldn't go around acting all high and mighty'

K.

Lol i get this to the latest one was a text you nasty black bitch enjoy your day fucking old men, all because i didnt like the sound of him and said sorry i'm not right for you bye  ::)
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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #8 on: 30 March 2015, 11:38:15 pm »
Had a guy telling me recently I was that ugly he wouldn't give me "the reek off his dogs shite"  eh ok then hahah! Weirdo!


Lol this amused me haha 'the reek' hahaaa
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Miss K xXx

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« Reply #9 on: 30 March 2015, 11:43:44 pm »
I turned a guy down for a booking (gave me a bad vibe) and he proved that bad vibe by sending me a load of abuse and said to me that as a child I got fucked repeatedly by my dad while my mum watched while playing with herself, this made my stomach churn. I actually took screen grabs of these messages and still have them to this day. He called me for everything and went on and on and on about abuse but he took it a step too far with his vivid scenarios almost as if this is some sick fantasy that he has cause why else would that even come into a persons mind?

I'm used to all the typical abuse, you'd think there was a book written somewhere about things to say to a sex worker if she turns you down. I've heard it all a million times before and although it stresses me out (more so at the worry of any of these creatures slipping through the net and booking me from another number) but it doesn't upset me as such but what that guy said about my parents really upset me. Anyone who knows me knows how much I adore my family and it really hurt me that someone could say that about them.

Anyway this all started off with him saying he doesn't want to see me anyway as I'm damaged goods. How ignorant and narrow minded to assume that every working girl has came from some sort of horrid abuse. I want nice things in life, I'm in the hair and beauty industry that doesn't pay well so I got into escorting to get what I want, nothing to do with a dark childhood or past. Horrible bastard!
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Miss K xXx

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« Reply #10 on: 30 March 2015, 11:46:14 pm »
I often get messages like.....your probably a dog anyway. Like why did you try to book me then?  ::)


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« Reply #11 on: 30 March 2015, 11:49:45 pm »
I had a wannabe sugar daddy (aka endless email timewaster) make a new account after I blocked him to hurl abuse at me including 'when I want a slag to piss on we will meet' made me laugh as I do offer watersports and being pissed on really isn't my idea of a bad time.

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« Reply #12 on: 31 March 2015, 12:16:29 am »
 ;D ;D . have been called fat slag, 24/7 fucking gear  .one idiot said to me the other day " you are not worth ?40"  That same night after 1 hour booking i got tipped ?50  ;D . i just laugh when they start the abuses ;D. I take it that they can't handle rejection  ::).  i don't allow things like these get to me . so long as i still make my trips to the bank with a fat wallet am very cool with that  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 31 March 2015, 01:20:25 am »
Think I mentioned this on another thread somewhere but my personal favourite was "get over yourself you stupid ugly slag" - this was his response to me turning down ?20 for "a qwik bj"... I always find it amusing when I get called a slag for NOT fucking someone lol! My usual response (when I should ignore them but I sometimes really can't resist) is" I'm not a slag, I'm a whore. A whore charges for her services, A slag sleeps around for free. Sounds like you need a slag" then block! I really should take the higher ground and ignore though!
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Re: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently?
« Reply #14 on: 31 March 2015, 01:26:36 am »
Oh i've had the fat bitch/fat slag thing and had a guy tell me he was gonna rape me etc but the funniest one was being called a tranny?!?