Client: 'I don't think any less of you because you're a prostitute'

Me (laughing): 'Aww thanks, I don't think any less of you because you cheat on your wife and sleep with prostitutes.

You can get away with saying mean things back if you just *smile* - it throws them

I have had this one  "I respect you, you are still human"   

Yesterday  a client informed me that although he is married
he does not class seeing me as cheating.  We all get this one
and I never argue with them, I just smile and nod in sort of
agreement. No point in getting their backs up and making them
feel guilty. That is not what they pay us for.

Isn't any intimate physical contact with someone who is not your partner
classed as cheating? Paid or otherwise?

Of course it is 

I have had this one  "I respect you, you are still human"   

Yesterday  a client informed me that although he is married
he does not class seeing me as cheating.  We all get this one
and I never argue with them, I just smile and nod in sort of
agreement. No point in getting their backs up and making them
feel guilty. That is not what they pay us for.

Isn't any intimate physical contact with someone who is not your partner
classed as cheating? Paid or otherwise?

Of course it is 

Yes it is and if asked if I think it is (iv had quite a few guilt ridden attached clients) I tell them that most women do consider it cheating, because lying to your OH and having sex and intimate sessions with other women is cheating, no matter whether they like to think it is or not! I've never had a negative reaction to saying this, I dont really like dealing with it though as its not my problem they cheat on their women but hey ho im very happy to take their cash and give them what they want and tell them that too 

 I actually had one client who spent the whole booking talking about his 'addiction' to escorts and that he felt terrible on his wife and wanted to quit, message me a time after saying he'd thought long and hard about what I said and had now stopped seeing escorts and hadnt seen one since he saw me (jeez I must have been bad  ), and thanks to me for 'curing' his addiction lmao! He could have been lying but I thought it was quite sweet, clearly no escort had said anything like that to him before, maybe i shouldnt have done but he wanted me to be honest so I was!

I think they see it as being different to an affair - no emotional connection to an escort. So hypocritical though, because if their wives were going and sleeping with men... there'd be hell to pay.

"What a horrible job you have!"

- Not really. I kind of like it, it's only when I get clients like you that the job turns "horrible". But if you put the assholes apart it can be pretty good over all

You guys should have seen his face.

I normally like younger and thinner girls, but I wanted to try something different. Thank god it was an outcall, and I wasn't anywhere near a sharp implement. 

I normally like younger and thinner girls, but I wanted to try something different. Thank god it was an outcall, and I wasn't anywhere near a sharp implement. 

I had an ex once who said in the middle of sex 'You're by far the biggest girl I've ever been with' - I'm a UK size 8-10 - I'm not a big girl. Turns out he used to be anorexic and had so many issues. Anyway.... What would make a client think that was the right thing to say? Not exactly going to make you turn up the customer service, is it. Idiots.