I don't really get smelly, they mostly shower before coming to visit me thank god. And also after I offered them a drink (and took my fee:)))) I smile lovely and oh so nicely ask "would you like to shower?" Ive noticed that those who haven't showered before arriving suddenly jump into the bathroom:))))

Once Ive shown them into the bathroom I flash a big smile, flirt a bit and show them a nice selection of shower gels and mouth wash (yes yes;))))) I don't clock watch if they shower, I don't book one after another anyway. Same if it's a 15 min oral session, I just won't suck a dirty cock, that's sure.

Yes a full session of rough sex isn't the only time you can feel you've worked your arse off. One came earlier today and his cock was clean but his balls weren't but he mostly wanted anal play on him. I put a glove on and you can guess what the glove was covered with after! Luckily he didn't touch me at all and then I put a strap on him with condom, sucked him a bit and it was over before 15 mins but that was easily worth half hr or more even as although an easy booking it was grimy. I've put the shitty gloves/condoms in the bin outside but I still know there there. I might move it to the council bin across the road 

I've recently had new hard flooring in my room, I was thinking of carpet but when I think of all the potentially smelly feet which might walk on it, I opted for hard floor as easier to clean/wash. I put a rug in one part though as it's nice and soft. I can only remember a couple of smelly feet but there must be more, I just don't get near them, especially from manky trainers.

This has not happened to me! I am sure it will, someday but so far nobody has stolen anything from me.

I had a really obese client nearly break my 'already on its last legs' bed... I spent the whole booking panicking that the bed would collapse (has since been replaced by a nice new one). But I would never risk that again. I don't mind seeing obese guys, but outcall only!

Certain services are automatically at discretion wether you advertise as such or not. Certain services are automatically based on health and cleanliness as a basic expectation on our part just as it is of us on their part.

If it stinks it gets wrapped...even for a hand job