I don't really pay attention to fragrances. I have no interest in them. However I had a client the other day where I walked into his flat and POW I couldn't breathe. The air was so thick and hot with aftershave I felt like I was breathing in no oxygen at all.
 Every inch of the house reeked of it and it made me feel really ill. It wasn't one particular one either it was clearly a mixture. His room was the worst. He had the heating on full as well so the combination was f*cking unbearable. On his bedside table there were around 40 big bottles of aftershave that he was trying to tell me all about, like I cared.
  He then tried to sell me some!?! After me telling him repeatedly that I don't spend money on myself and I don't wear scents. I was so pissed off by this point. He said he'd give me a discount. What a weirdo.
 Honestly it reminded me of when I was a teenager and the boy would spray half a bottle of lynx on himself and his surroundings, except in this case it was Chanel and maybe even more insulting to the nostrils.

I have reached the point to where im just grateful the punter dont smell of body odour, poohy sweaty bum and cheesy cock. As long as they clean and made a effort, I really dont care what scent they wearing, anything has to be more tolerable than really really bad hygiene.  :-)

But why on earth would he try and sell you some??? Was that a bottle of after shave he didn't like?

He sprayed a couple on me, one which was actually quite nice and another that was vile. He told me the one I actually liked was from Paris blah blah blah and then later on tried to sell me one, but not the one I actually liked? He then said he would give me a bottle. It was a bizarre experience.
 He said he had a 'good nose' and tried to be all sassy and tell me he knew I smoked because he could smell it on me. I was like, well done. I had a cigarette before I came up, it's pretty obvious I smoke.

An honestly strange and smelly man.
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