I HATE when guys email and say "Can I book an appointment with you" appointment? Am I your doctor? I hate that. Or "Can I book for an afternoon session" can't stand that either LOL! Another word I loathe is fanny! It makes me cringe every time I hear it.

I don't mind appointment either, its when they say "can I book u", like I'm a thing 

What is "bb"? I had that in a text yesterday & thought he meant bare back!! I was going to rip his head off but decided against it. Is it short for baby?

Apparently it is - I remember getting a similar one and replying that I didn't offer that service and to read my ad, but that's what he meant. Obviously a very busy man if he didn't have the time to type a four letter word without abbreviating it .

What is "bb"? I had that in a text yesterday & thought he meant bare back!! I was going to rip his head off but decided against it. Is it short for baby?

I received a text that just said "bb?" before and admit I did send a very snitty text back saying that no I don't offer bareback and had he bothered to read my profile he would know this. He then texted me back replying "bb=baby? Can't you read! LOL"

Yes because I'm the illiterate one?! 

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Teddy Bear, I totally agree, when I was 19 (all those years ago) I used to shudder at the 'c' word, now I use it all the time, don't beat about the bush (who has one of those these days?!) I want your HUGE cock up my wet cunt, it isn't a fanny (wtf is a 'fanny' anyway?!) fanny isn't dirty talk, it is painful. "I want to tongue your fanny....." that turns me on as much as you moistening an envelope, no wonder these guys need to pay.

Apologies, back on topic, had a couple of vinos.....'babe', 'love', 'are you open'...........but 'babe' is no 1 on my Room 101, if someone says that to me they aren't getting cunt or fanny, only sweet fanny adams!

TWATS!!!  (clearly my goto word for all the twatty punters who can't use the correct terminology for things!) 

that turns me on as much as you moistening an envelope, no wonder these guys need to pay.

Amazing. I'm using that one.

Can't stand "babe". Really hate people referring to bookings as "meets". And tbh the word pussy turns me off a lot but every alternative is shit as well. Dirty talk in general makes me cringe unless it's coming from someone I'm super attracted to.

Not words I dont think but when they go oooh and aghh with raised eyebrows like their surprised and its every time you do something different or touch somewhere else. Ew get away from me. 

"Good girl" is one of my pet hates, especially when they're trying to make me choke by forcing my head down on their dick when I'm giving them a BJ 
Keep doing that mate and this "good girl" will bite your effin dick off.

The word pussy when used to describe a man's anus. I don't think any out and proud gay man would ever use this term but for some reason some of my bi/bi-curious clients seem to think it's a sexy thing to call their butthole. It really isn't.