Hi girls
just wondered what was the most embarassing thing that has happened to you  with a client?
Mine was i was sat on the edge of the bed ,but laid back and the client was on all fours pleasuring me with his tongue when all of a sudden from out of nowhere i farted on his neck.
, i couldn't believe it i could hardly stop myself from laughing  i covered my face with my hands and he just carried on as if nothing had happened( mind you he was in his late sixtys so he was probably a bit deaf, unless he couldn't hear cause of my thighs around his ears) but you'd think he'd have at least felt it lol

Hahaha bless you - I'd have probably had a laughing fit too!! If he did hear it, he was a real gent which is something I guess 

Recently I had very little time to get ready for a booking (as I got held up on what was supposed to be a 'quick' trip to the post office) so jumped in the shower and used some dry shampoo to freshen up my hair - then dashed to get dressed in time.

Forward 20 minutes and I catch a glimpse of cruella de vil in my bedroom mirror!! I was so shocked but just had to go along with it - he didn't say anything!!   

About a year ago I was doing a booking where the client wanted owo and to finish cim. About 10 minutes before the end out of nowhere I started to feel a bit delicate. The client had paid extra for cim, owo, watersports, filming and photos. The client was filming the bj so I decided to soldier on, there was less than 10 mins left and I could tell he was nearly Cumming.
5 mins later he came in my mouth, and I went from feeling a bit delicate to really, really sick. I jumped up and sprinted to the ensuite and violently threw up in the toilet. The client caught the lot on camera.
I was so embarrassed, had to spend a while convincing him that the taste of his cum wasn't that bad!
Needless to say, I never saw him again!

He probably knew! But we're all human

I got 2 clients mixed up once. One wanted domination the other period fetish. Got an email from the domination guy (whom I thought was the period guy) after our booking saying next time please let me know if your "on" as blood makes me squirmish. The poor thing had been too shy to tell me during the booking and I'd been whacking him with my used tampon and everything! *Face palm*

Holy crap, that's freaking hilarious. Thanks for sharing, made my day!