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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #60 on: 01 December 2009, 03:00:11 pm »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 30 November 2009, 07:23:17 pm
Quote from: Colette on 30 November 2009, 11:31:46 am
Believe you me Anika if you were working for my revolving door agency you would find cowgirl was your new best friend,along with any other positions that avoid as much wear and tear as possible ;D

I can see how that would work, but you must have built up some good lower body strength! I have a client who I almost always do cowgirl with because of disability and riding a man until he comes once a week is quite enough for me.

I now have the ability to crack walnuts between my thighs ;)
As a lower body workout a protracted sesh of girl  of  on top is hard to beat. Just throw your head back so they cant see the look on your face,moan away and pretend your at the gym. (A very x-rated version of it anyway)

God im just an erotic goddess arent i? i make it all sound sooooooooo sexy ;D

I dont think i will ever be a happy ho Violette :( agency or indie i couldnt see myself ever enjoying this job,im afraid for me personally its just a means to an end. I do envy you ladies who feel otherwise.
Im a tolerant ho though with good acting skills so i guess i will just have to settle for that ;D
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #61 on: 01 December 2009, 06:00:45 pm »
Quote from: xw5 on 01 December 2009, 10:51:50 am
What people are calling 'scissors' - is that what I think of as 'starfish' (and which Wikipedia calls 't-square')? Woman on her back with knees up, with man at right angles under the woman's knees? Relaxed, good hand access to genitals and good during pregnancy?

Not quite, what you are describing is what I would call the cross. Scissors is if you imagine spoons, but with the partners having one leg between the others and then the person in the front moving their upper body forward and legs back so the partners form an X with the genitals at the apex. Does that make sense?

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #62 on: 01 December 2009, 06:07:27 pm »
Here we go, scissors:

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_scissors.shtml

And while you're on the site have a look at bumper cars now that is different from the basic 3 and not something I want to try - weird!
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #63 on: 01 December 2009, 07:03:58 pm »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 19 November 2009, 10:37:53 am
Did he sound foreign? In some strictly religious places the prostitutes engage in "temporary marriages" with their clients.

yep! I forget what country he was from  though I am religious to some point and had me thinking I might be making a pact with the devil himself lol!
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #64 on: 01 December 2009, 08:05:39 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 01 December 2009, 06:07:27 pm
Here we go, scissors:

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_scissors.shtml

And while you're on the site have a look at bumper cars now that is different from the basic 3 and not something I want to try - weird!

Wow. That's the best website *ever*

*gets out notepad*
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #65 on: 01 December 2009, 09:27:03 pm »
Cool site!

I scrolled down and was shaving a look at what the members say. Get this, by User biggusdickus. He definately sounds like a dick, that's for sure.

"my girlfriend loves this, my dick gets right up inside against her cervix when i blow my load. I tried the same thing on my wife and she didn't care for it. Big deal.
The wife's got bigger tits tho' so it's a tradeoff."
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #66 on: 01 December 2009, 10:06:35 pm »
Yes, definately a huge COCK! >:(
 It's men like that that make me pleased I'm a ho' and not a wife!

(okay, I know there are some nice men out there but where oh where)

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #67 on: 01 December 2009, 10:33:25 pm »
If it helps, I think the chances are high that the writer doesn't really have a wife or a girlfriend to annoy.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #68 on: 02 December 2009, 12:54:56 am »
Or a big dick!  ;D
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #69 on: 03 December 2009, 02:54:54 am »
Quote from: bennyboywonder on 01 December 2009, 08:05:39 pm
Quote from: cassie on 01 December 2009, 06:07:27 pm
Here we go, scissors:

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_scissors.shtml

And while you're on the site have a look at bumper cars now that is different from the basic 3 and not something I want to try - weird!

Wow. That's the best website *ever*

*gets out notepad*

Yeah, I spent a while on there later and have bookmarked it, I didn't read very far down on the comments as some of the messages were in the most appalling text speak and spelling, I couldn't bear it!
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #70 on: 03 December 2009, 02:56:18 am »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 01 December 2009, 10:33:25 pm
If it helps, I think the chances are high that the writer doesn't really have a wife or a girlfriend to annoy.
Quote from: Violette on 02 December 2009, 12:54:56 am
Or a big dick!  ;D
You mean he made it up! :o ;D
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #71 on: 05 December 2009, 11:22:59 am »
This site is soo cool. It would be nice if they did a same sex version, one on toy use could be helpful as well. On good grief I could even see a Domme version.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #72 on: 05 December 2009, 12:55:36 pm »
Quote from: Violette on 05 December 2009, 11:22:59 am
This site is soo cool. It would be nice if they did a same sex version, one on toy use could be helpful as well. On good grief I could even see a Domme version.

Why not ask our lovely mods to start a couple of new categories here?

You could kick it off with some posts and see where it goes - I wouldn't have too much to say about Domme stuff, but can hold my own ( ;D) when it comes to same sex discussions and it could be pretty useful for those offering girl on girl.
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Violette

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #73 on: 05 December 2009, 01:11:44 pm »
Oh dear, Um I meant that the sexinfo101 site was cool, and maybe they should start offering some other sexual alterntives, to accompany the heterosexual positions.  :-[
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #74 on: 05 December 2009, 04:46:47 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 05 December 2009, 12:55:36 pm
it could be pretty useful for those offering girl on girl.

Does anyone actually get girl on girl bookings? Just curious, hadn't considered offering that  ;D

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