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Fallingstar

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Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« on: 14 November 2009, 05:37:31 pm »
For me it has to be this little gem in parted to me in an hours incall last month

'You give a great blow job,much better than the escaped mental patient i met in a pub the night before last'

 :o :o :o

I'm sure you ladies and gents will be able to top it though!
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Violette

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #1 on: 14 November 2009, 06:02:37 pm »
One gentlemen want me to talk dirty to him, not a problem, except my mouth was full at the time!
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Fallingstar

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #2 on: 14 November 2009, 06:43:38 pm »
Quote from: Violette on 14 November 2009, 06:02:37 pm
One gentlemen want me to talk dirty to him, not a problem, except my mouth was full at the time!

Its even wierder when you erm 'mouths full' and they are asking you really inane questions like 'so how long have you being doing this' etc etc. Moments like that really make me wonder how i ended up in this line of work ;D
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #3 on: 14 November 2009, 07:06:50 pm »
One guy looked up from what he was doing inbetween my legs and asked: 'Do you think I should get another guy to f**k my wife?'  ::)
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #4 on: 14 November 2009, 11:33:19 pm »
(From a GP with his fingers in my fanny) "You have very smooth walls. If I was examining you now I'd be impressed."
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #5 on: 15 November 2009, 12:21:22 am »
Hello Everyone,

The weirdest thing a client has ever said to me in person was after asking my prices "I haven't got enough money for a full personal, Ive got a police cosh in my car if i go and get it would you accept it instead of money?"

You can all guess my answer to this one...JOG ON!!!!!

Mak.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #6 on: 15 November 2009, 01:00:36 am »
I had to google to find out what that meant, but now I know and OMG and also WTF.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #7 on: 15 November 2009, 01:35:38 am »
Why did he think you would want a cosh?
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Violette

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #8 on: 15 November 2009, 12:20:31 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 15 November 2009, 01:35:38 am
Why did he think you would want a cosh?
Maybe to beat stupid idiots like him about the head?
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #9 on: 15 November 2009, 12:28:05 pm »
"You've got stretchmarks, so you've obviously had kids, which means you've obviously had bareback at some time in your life. Why can't you do bareback with me".
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #10 on: 15 November 2009, 12:57:45 pm »
Hahahaha.

Yep, Brandy's client is the answer to Cassie's question.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #11 on: 15 November 2009, 06:04:40 pm »
Hello Everyone,

Ha ha, i had to laugh, if he would have had it in this hand i would have said yes, taken it and beat him out of the door, throwing the cosh behind him, i mean really, what am i gonna do with one of those apart from get myself in trouble lol. More to the point, where on earth did he get it from?

Love N' Hugz.

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Violette

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #12 on: 15 November 2009, 06:52:28 pm »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 15 November 2009, 12:28:05 pm
"You've got stretchmarks, so you've obviously had kids, which means you've obviously had bareback at some time in your life. Why can't you do bareback with me".

What did you say to him?
rofl
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brandy@saafe

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #13 on: 15 November 2009, 06:52:47 pm »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 15 November 2009, 12:57:45 pm
Hahahaha.

Yep, Brandy's client is the answer to Cassie's question.

And if there was a poster boy of not doing bareback with, he was it. He had jowels like a bull-dog (reminded me of Fred Eliot, if you've ever watched Coronation St.) and kissing him was like kissing a cold, wet, slimey dead fish. He had toenails that were like talons, they could rip the skin off my legs. I saw him twice and couldn't take anymore.
His logic on why I should engage in bareback with him was enough.
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brandy@saafe

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #14 on: 15 November 2009, 06:55:23 pm »
Quote from: Violette on 15 November 2009, 06:52:28 pm
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 15 November 2009, 12:28:05 pm
"You've got stretchmarks, so you've obviously had kids, which means you've obviously had bareback at some time in your life. Why can't you do bareback with me".

What did you say to him?
rofl

I had to look at his face to see if he was serious, which he was. Then I told him that would be because I only did bareback with my partner of nearly (at the time) 10yrs.
His reasoning just defied belief.
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