The thing that gets to me the most and I have spoken about it before is how many clients I have seen/see that day, they don't seem to get it that there are actually girls out there that do only choose to see say a couple of clients a day or even less out of choice. Not just because they have another job or whatever but because that's just the way they like to work and earning mega bucks sometimes just isn't their priority but more of a lifestyle choice. They just can't seem to understand or get it into their heads that some of us might actually be prepared to turn money down!

You really have a bee in your bonnet about this don?t you?  I?ve seen you mention it a few times across several threads. I suspect the majority of customers really don?t give a flying f*** about whether you see 1 or 10 guys a day as long as they themselves are still treated as an individual and receive a good standard of service. You need to stop reading punting forums before you go insane!!!! Lol x

I think if you do not harden up your shell and let things flow over you more easily you will burn out really quickly.

Sometimes they are making inane conversation, so what! They will be leaving soon so just deflect them by doing your job and taking their mind off conversation.

Clients will always chat, does it matter what you say in your escort persona, not really.  Just smile, laugh, be friendly and be professional.

Clients will always chat, does it matter what you say in your escort persona, not really.  Just smile, laugh, be friendly and be professional.

Exactly! You've got to remember, as well, that clients are clearly very interested in us (hence them happily handing over a three figure sum to spend even a relatively brief time with us) but the one thing they'll never be able to know for sure is exactly what we get up to all day. Well, I suppose they could start some hardcore stalking but that would just result in a police caution (or worse) and probably the subsequent loss of their job and family. So that's obviously not an option for anyone remotely sane!

Most of our clients will just be really curious, then, because it's just something they can never really know. Do we wake up and brush our teeth and do housework and watch TV? Well, yes, but that sounds terribly boring and since I think most clients think we're 'different' to most women (because most women don't offer sexual services for money - that may be the only real difference but I think it can be hard for non-prossies to really understand that we're not necessarily also nymphomaniacs/broken/odd/etc), I think they quite like to let their imaginations run away with them. Sexy pillow fights at bedtime? Sexy food fights at lunchtime? Sexy mud wrestling on Sunday afternoons? Sexy schoolgirls on Monday mornings? Constant hot'n'horny sex in every other minute of the week?

Combined with the fact that non-prossies often think our job must be sooooo easy - just lie back all day and have a few quick shags, or whatever?! - well, it's not surprising that many clients want to "find out" about what sexy fun and frolicks we're doing all the time. It's hardly helped by most of our websites and blogs being full of, "Ooh I just LOVE sexy fun and frolicks ALL the time!"-type stuff. But we can hardly write, "I will tolerate a reasonable amount of sexual interaction within the confines of your booked appointment as long as you don't smell", so that can't be helped.

To be honest, I suppose I have had so much practice now with all the usual client-y conversations that I don't mind covering the typical questions. I've got a range of light and amusing responses for all of them, depending on what I think the client would enjoy hearing most, and I find a fun conversation to be a very important part of any booking. As soon as you get upset about something (unimportant), the client will react very sensitively and will find it hard to have a good time. Keeping things fun and bright is really essential. So do take the advice given above and focus on developing the ability to let these little things run off you like water off a duck's wotsit. This job shouldn't be leaving you with lasting irritation/negativity!

I actually read the heading as 'why do they believe everything you say' And clicked on it as a topic I can relate to as a problem lol.

Otherwise I'd agree with the girls. Just smalltalk and this is the kind of profession no one really approaches as the most honest line of work, its part of the thrill for both parties if you play it right and have a lighthearted approach to.

I am asked this all the time and like Emily, I will alter my response based on what I think the client would most like to hear.

Some of them WANT a slutty harlot who has fucked 10 men before him (yes, truly..). Some men I see love to hear about what I've done with other clients, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, aslong as it's exciting and fun!

With 'vanilla' regulars I will usually divulge a little information on what I have actually been doing with my day (or 'not alot today really so I was SO pleased when you called, I couldn't wait for you to get over here') but for the most part my responses include fun in the bedroom, fun with a girlfriend, 'very late nights'..and so on.

It doesn't really matter what I tell them aslong as it is conversation that helps to break the ice and relax them, that is my job. I will also ask them what they have been doing so far today (the reply is usually 'just working') to which I suggest we do something more fun to take his mind off of a hard days work.

It's all part of the parcel

I suppose if that's what works for you but personally I would just see it as unnessersay lying
'to keep punters happy' and that just wouldn't work for me. I would rather just be honest even if it is boring.

I disagree. Part of the job is about delivering a fantasy to the customer by revealing too much of the real you, you may ruin this. Also it?s about being professional. If I?m in a shop and making idle chit chat with a cashier, I wouldn?t expect her to start pouring her heart and soul out about stuff that I couldn?t care less about. Less is more!

I am asked this all the time and like Emily, I will alter my response based on what I think the client would most like to hear.

Some of them WANT a slutty harlot who has fucked 10 men before him (yes, truly..). Some men I see love to hear about what I've done with other clients, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, aslong as it's exciting and fun

Yes, I think you've got to get a quick measure of them as to what you think they want to hear. My blind in one eye cokehead kept going on about 'this is fantasy time' - clearly he wanted to hear sex, sluttiness and sexiness and nothing else. Shame he was too off his head to actually even think about ACTUALLY having sex the stupid fool lol!!!

Whereas my other chap just wanted a sexy encounter, to really enjoy my scrummy little body, and a cuddle and a proper 'real life' chat. And he was as happy as a sandboy with the whole thing.

I get v uncomfortable with the 'what do you do', 'how long will it take you to get home', 'what's your other job' so intend to lie as I don't like any linking to my personal life at all - each to their own though of course - and it would probably depend on the client too. Certainly am v v super cautious at this stage as haven't got to the point where I've seen someone 7 times and have got a feel for his level of genuineness.