Why do some clients leave the bathroom in such as mess, my 5 year old nephew leaves it in a better state. Client today left a small lake in my bathroom, towels on the floor and to top it off a  huge floater  in the loo. Surly they don't do this at home so why in my place?

If I knew the answer to this I'd be rich. Ditto the question as to why they can't hit the toilet when going for a piss, so I wouldn't have to scrub the outside of the bowl and the floor every day as well as just cleaning the toilet  .

Not much we can do about it after the client has gone though is there? We can hardly stand outside the bathroom door and tell him to tidy up. Just one of those annoying things we have to bear, not the end of the world for me as it happens rarely anyway.
Most men do not see what we see regarding mess/dirt etc.

This is perhaps my no.1 hate of men.
Among what others have said above;
they get out of the shower the moment they turn the shower off, so water gets all over the floor near the bath, rather than dry themselves mostly/fully in the bath.
They go into the bathroom with their shoes on, after they leave I notice slight or even very noticeable dirt marks, its just as if they were almost kids.
Some of them seem to spend ages in the bathroom! yet men in general have the cheek to say women take forever in the bathroom?!
Some (smelly?) men spend so much time in there yet after they've come out you can't really seem to be able to tell any difference!
On the odd occasion  I've had a very busy whoring day when I have no clean/dry towels left, yet someone passes comment as if Im the dirty one just because I have no clean towels left! well sooorrrrry! my tumble dryer can only wash as many towels as I can ummm...!
I've had a client who refused to dry himself with a towel just because he spotted one of my long hair's on the towel. I had to give him a clean kitchen towel as I had no clean bath towels left, he was well annoyed with me - after a really "good session" I never met him again. Unreal

I've never really had many problems, I don't however offer everyone a shower, most don't want one and I've never seen oodles of clients.

Now I'm outcall only I am more worried that they won't have towel and soap for me (shocking how few do!). On occasional hotel incall days, they've usually already showered, or are tidy types - but numbers are low and mostly regulars so I am probably not exposed to as many as I could be!

Splashing water all over the floor stay behind the screen for goodness sake!

Using my towel when I have forgotten to show them which one to use. I don't keep my towel in the bathroom any longer.

I had one the other night who was fantastic but so so messy...baby wipes, towels, bath mats, shower foam, body hair etc EVERYWHERE! Meanwhile he comes through telling me I have a lovely home! Err, I did until you went on your little trail of destruction, mate.

Cos they sleep in a tent !