Least it wasn't a pile Condom wrappers of a tied up client you'd forgot about 

 

Sorry, that made me laugh out loud! I'm sure they have seen far worse.

That's a story they'll be telling amongst themselves for a while no doubt.

I moved house about six months ago and one of my closest friends helped me move. We joked about hiding some dodgy things round the flat as my flatmate was the worst excuse for a person I have ever met. Anyway, we had a good giggle and sure enough the bag carrying my toys fell from another bag...next thing you know a bag of dildos and vibrators was bouncing down the stairs and buzzing away. Thank god it was my friend helping me move and not my old man, last time he helped me move he managed to tear a bag that had all my underwear in it, cue everything scattered around two flights of stairs for all the neighbours to see.

Thanks for reminding me I also have under bed restraints I'd forgotten all about!