My tolerance levels are definitely down at the moment. I booked someone in then it was followed by this text. "Is it discreet entrance. Don't want to be standing around looking dodgy waiting for flat no."

I immediately cancelled him because today I am just not in the mood for anybody other than the normal ones who just call and book and turn up.

I had one yesterday who cancelled his booking, then 5 mins later rang me and said he was just worried if it's discreet or not. I reassured him and he came, only to go to the wrong house TWICE, leaving me stood at my front door like an idiot, how is THAT discreet??

I say "No I'll be on the street corner in hooker boots waiting for you"

It's the one with the flashing neon light in the window that spells out 'PROSSIE FOR HIRE.'

Just sent another on his way for calling me Mistress while he phoned from the landmark. Anybody walking past near him could have heard.

Also: How many times can I cum

How many clients do you see

Why do you do this

What do your neighbours/family/husband/boyfriend think to what you do

Do you ever get fed up of sex

Are you clean/tested

Are you available today/next week/next month

Yes all pointless questions really.

Quote from: katrina on 24 March 2016, 04:01:40 pm

Also: How many times can I cum

How many clients do you see

Why do you do this

What do your neighbours/family/husband/boyfriend think to what you do

Do you ever get fed up of sex

Are you clean/tested

Are you available today/next week/next month

Yes all pointless questions really.

Yes but... there are some questions to which the answer might genuinely be in doubt, such as, are you available next week?
But questions like, 'Are you clean?' Make me want to scream, 'No of course not, I'm fucking riddled!'

It winds me up when they say "When are you available this week?" Do they want me to recite my diary through every day! I ask "When do you want?" Easier I think.

I told a client I sometimes book hotels for an incall appointment, he said what do the hotel say !! Crazy man

Oh my daze reminds me of a client who back in the day when I did incalls from hotels booked, then asked, "Oh who should I tell reception that I am coming to see?" Dumb Bitches

 There's not a neon light that says "GIRLZ, HOT SEX" outside my house lol. 

I think they mean:

- Don't wear loads of makeup / perfume
- I hope it's only you in the house at the time of our meet
- Dress normal not in fishnets, heels and lingerie to open the door
- There's not a pimp / sign  / constant flow of folk by your apartment
- Hope the walls are thin / away from neighbors
- Your not going to be messaging me special promos after this right? / call my wife up.
- I can sneak my car out of sight of the main road

But it's all very vague question and a "yes it's discreet" isn't going to make them any the wiser / nervous unless you list why it's discreet which of course we're not going to do plus doesn't it go without saying that we don't want a huge sign over head either.