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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: ladyofthemansion on 22 January 2017, 07:23:51 pm
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These texts are more irritating than the ones asking if I will do services not listed. I just cannot think of any way to reply to those so annoying texts.
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They get my auto reply which says my phone doesn't accept text messages.
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I don't reply. Guaranteed if you do it hardly ever turns into a booking. I got two emails with just "Hi" and "Hey" last week I just deleted them. Surely if they were genuine they would be enquiring about a booking not clogging our phones or inbox with "Hi" lol
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100% of these texts are time wasters wanting to get in a convo with you with no intention of ever booking IME. I just ignore but they're saved in my phone, sooner or later another one will pop up from the same number with "Hi" again!
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Today's best text was "time start time finish?"
Obviously no reply from me.
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Today's best text was "time start time finish?"
Obviously no reply from me.
Guys like this are showing their true colours which are that they believe we are not worth a full sentence.
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Today's best text was "time start time finish?"
Obviously no reply from me.
Its because he's got no manners or social skills to start with, and he's got such a tiny little brain that he assumes that ALL escorts must work a conveyor belt system with one in one out constantly from 'start' to 'finish' so he wants to 'fit in' at his convenience somewhere between those times. lol
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On a regular basis for the last six weeks ago Iv'e had so many saying 'hey or hi' I just ignore :FF
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The other equally annoying texts are ones that just say 'Bibi?'.I feel like replying 'Dickhead?'.
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The other equally annoying texts are ones that just say 'Bibi?'.I feel like replying 'Dickhead?'.
Oh yes the "Is this Kat" or just Kat? I feel like replying and have done (no its Fred Bloggs!) That just encourages more shitey texts from them though so I mostly ignore.
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I don't reply. Guaranteed if you do it hardly ever turns into a booking. I got two emails with just "Hi" and "Hey" last week I just deleted them. Surely if they were genuine they would be enquiring about a booking not clogging our phones or inbox with "Hi" lol
I prefer 'Yo' or 'hay' at bedtime , it intrigues me ! Of course lol
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If I haven't heard from the person before then I will respond nicely to "hi" - as in replying Hi, would you like to make a booking today? If so could you please give further details? Many thanks Hadley.
If they just reply with "hi" again or if from my previous messages I can see they have done nothing for the last 4 months but send the word hi, then I just text anything they send on repeat back to them. As in:
Them: Hi
Me: Hi
Them: Hi
Me: Hi
Them ?
Me: ??
Them: ????
Me: ??????????????????
Them: bby?
Me: bb ?
Not a very stimulating game admittedly but mildly amusing when you're bored. And hopefully gives some idea back to them of how mind numbingly soul destroying it is to try to have a conversation in this vein.
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My FAQs state I don't respond to 'hey' 'hi' 'u free' 'babe' and I literally just delete them. In my experience they are all TWs plus if that's their limit of conversation then God knows what the booking would be like. Shudder!
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I usually ignore them but if I'm feeling bored I do sometimes reply saying 'I'm sorry I only see people with at least a basic grasp of English.'
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I used to text back my website URL but now I just delete.
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I just dont reply but keep the number and generally a few weeks later i get hi again ftom the same number. All tws imo xx
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They get my auto reply which says my phone doesn't accept text messages.
Brilliant idea what does the text say 😂 I'm gonna start doing it
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Brilliant idea what does the text say 😂 I'm gonna start doing it
"This phone does not accept text messages".
You can stick AUTO at the front if you wish.
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I just ignore these. It takes no time at all to tap out a polite message so I ignore the blunt ones and think of it as a pre-screening exercise!
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Depends on my mood. Mainly I ignore but have been known to reply What do you want? or Who is this? They never turn into bookings in my opinion so whatever you do or say amounts to be same thing. It's worth not deleting them so you can see how often it happens and block if they keep doing it.
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I have recently started including in my profile:
You may send a text starting " Hi Laura. I have read your profile ...." All other texts will be ignored.
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I had one called and when I picked up he Hung up and texted hi. I was gonna let it go but I was just so fuming. I said:
You want cum see prostitute?
Him:how much?
Me:you no read site? You can't read?
Him: how much?
Me: I don't know . I not prostitute. Look on site and see price there. You a loner with no life? Come see hooker, she make you feel nice.
Him:what's address?
Me: what is price of hooker? no, you dont get address. You meet my man at station and he drive you back here to make sex . Prostitute do shitting and period play well
Never heard from him again .
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If I'm in the mood I'll reply with a snarky template for them to fill out, with their name, requested date, time and services. They don't ever reply back with anything coherent.
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Hi
Hey Babe I cant stand it like whats the point ?
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It depends on my mood but if I do reply I just send a ;D emoji or a waving hand - and nothing more until they start telling me what they want
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If I'm in the mood I'll reply with a snarky template for them to fill out, with their name, requested date, time and services. They don't ever reply back with anything coherent.
The amount of times I get a complaint as they think my asking which services etc is too formal or businesslike.
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Hi's and hey's get ignored but what I find even more irritating is the message with Hi gorgeous or Hi beautiful or Hey you look like my kinda woman. ::)
No thanks
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Me: what is price of hooker? no, you dont get address. You meet my man at station and he drive you back here to make sex . Prostitute do shitting and period play well
LOL Thats hilarious