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Title: When Client Spunks in OWN Eye
Post by: Gypsy on 24 March 2019, 06:09:09 pm
This happened it my last booking. I've never, ever seen it before but it was just so funny, bless him. He was lying down and I was giving him hand relief and out it shoots right in his eye! I'm usually so controlled but it really tickled me. It was just the funniest thing. If only You've Been Framed did an adult show!  :D
Title: Re: When Client Spunks in OWN Eye
Post by: saltysweet on 24 March 2019, 06:24:35 pm
What a geezer! red eye, stings like fck ;D
Title: Re: When Client Spunks in OWN Eye
Post by: CelesteManchester on 24 March 2019, 07:52:19 pm
Gah!!!!😆😂😁 Did you offer him some eye drops?😂😅

I would've fallen off the bed from laughter, holy cats!

Better him than you, it DOES sting like a biatch.
Title: Re: When Client Spunks in OWN Eye
Post by: Anais on 24 March 2019, 10:20:09 pm
Nice one!  ;D
Title: Re: When Client Spunks in OWN Eye
Post by: Boots lady on 25 March 2019, 06:31:24 pm
This is absolutely hilarious.  ;D ;D
I'm not in to Voyeurism, although I'd pay a fortune to see something like this.
Wonder what his initial reaction was  and if booked on adult work, what feedback he'll leave.
Had a blinding time x  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: When Client Spunks in OWN Eye
Post by: Gypsy on 25 March 2019, 06:43:52 pm
Quote from: Boots lady on 25 March 2019, 06:31:24 pm
This is absolutely hilarious.  ;D ;D
I'm not in to Voyeurism, although I'd pay a fortune to see something like this.
Wonder what his initial reaction was  and if booked on adult work, what feedback he'll leave.
Had a blinding time x  ;D ;D ;D ;D


 :D ;D ;D

I'm still laughing about it now!
Title: Re: When Client Spunks in OWN Eye
Post by: RealSlimShady on 26 March 2019, 08:50:46 pm
LMAO That happened once with a client of mine too... Same situation: lying down, me busy with a hand relief when he pops a gush into his own eye. I have managed to control the burst (usually I really burst out in laughs under funny circumstances and it kills the whole mood for sex) and he was "Whoa, that never happened before!"... Then we both laughed together and I had no eyedrops to offer, poor him.

He left with one hell of a bloodshot eye but it was a so lighthearted booking with such a funny guy that I will always remember it.  :D