Ok, so I have laryngitis today, had a sore throat yesterday but wasn't working these last few days.  Feel absolutely fine now with the exception of not being able to speak but I have a long job tomorrow where my conversational skills will be needed.  I am so hacked off. 

I once lost my voice for over 4 weeks when I worked in a parlour and I could whisper quite hoarsely but you’ll never guess what, the clients all thought my voice sounded husky and sexy as hell and whilst most of the girls in the lounge would talk to the clients, because I couldn’t, then it was me the clients wanted to talk to, what absolute cunts I thought! My boss wouldn’t even let me have time off until my voice recovered but it was definitely an attraction thing from the men anyway! What are some of them like...

Maybe different if your an indie and you need to talk to clients on the phone though...

I just told you my wee story to let you know the guys love a hoarse husky voice coming from a hooker, I ticked all the boxes!

Oh that's so annoying - I lose my voice a lot too and it's really a pain in bookings. I hate it because I can't phone clients to confirm prior to meeting up, which I find quite scary as talking to them on the phone forms part of my safety checks.

Have you tried vocalzone pastilles? They work really well for me. They do taste disgusting though so snogging might be off the cards 

Nadya, is your voice sexy or what?! Phone sex would probably make you a small killing just now! I should have did that when mines was gone for 4 weeks, hindsight is a great thing!! Haha

Nadya ~ hopefully this will make you laugh. About a month ago I was super croaky as well & spent a week running around pretending to be Ben Affleck/Christian Bale/take your pick ~

“I’m Batman!” 🦇

I also did every Big Bang Theory imitation I could find on YouTube (The Howard one for NYEs is especially funny), & probably ran off every client I had that week bc I wouldn’t shut up.

“I’M BATMAN.”

I thought I was absolutely hilarious😆😆. Others...less so, lol.

 

No, I'm Batman!!!!

Yes my voice IS uber sexy TT, but yeah, hindsight.
The voice wasn't an issue yesterday, but I think the massive boob scratch injury turned him off a bit, but worked out well for me because I left early, huzzah!!!