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ilovedots

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #45 on: 15 September 2012, 10:53:35 pm »
After reading this  maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #46 on: 16 September 2012, 12:31:49 am »
fuck, this thread is making me feel ILL.

the worst so far in terms of skin is a guy that came in for a massage with very bad back acne and little boils/infected oil glands. Massaging that put me off for the day. I wanted to offer him an asprin mask for his back.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #47 on: 16 September 2012, 02:02:02 am »
After reading this  maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying  ;D
You are assuming that those reading are self aware enough to realise that we are talking to them.
Follow me on Twitter @JezebelSt

ilovedots

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #48 on: 16 September 2012, 08:40:50 am »
After reading this  maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying  ;D
You are assuming that those reading are self aware enough to realise that we are talking to them.

I am just daydreaming ;)
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

VioletteUK

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #49 on: 16 September 2012, 12:39:18 pm »
After reading this  maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying  ;D
You are assuming that those reading are self aware enough to realise that we are talking to them.

I am just daydreaming ;)
Not to worry, the next dirty bum through the door will bring you right back to earth.  :D
Follow me on Twitter @JezebelSt

BevOsteen

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #50 on: 16 September 2012, 05:53:11 pm »

Can't stand poo OMG. Things we do for money. This has happened to be once but I have started using condoms on my finger lol

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #51 on: 17 September 2012, 01:19:26 pm »
I reckon you should set up a website selling 'first aid 4 WG's' kits, you'd make billions

Now thats an idea thanks  ;)

BevOsteen

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #52 on: 18 September 2012, 06:15:55 pm »

Well one client farted on my face whilst I was giving him a blow job on an outcall in a nigce 5* hotel and it really smelled awful and I stopped and never gave him a blowjob again that night. Just couldn't wait to go home lol x

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #53 on: 22 September 2012, 11:24:42 am »
Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it!  Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus.  On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever.  :-X
In all the things ive seen and experienced..this is THE WORST!
if this happened to me would be like a nightmare..
that is absoulutly vile..what a disgusting man..he must of known he must of!!
he would of felt and been ittchy...

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #54 on: 25 September 2012, 07:19:40 pm »

Well one client farted on my face whilst I was giving him a blow job on an outcall in a nigce 5* hotel and it really smelled awful and I stopped and never gave him a blowjob again that night. Just couldn't wait to go home lol x
URRRRRRRGHHHH!! I would have puked I think!

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #55 on: 11 December 2012, 05:27:11 pm »
Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it!  Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus.  On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever.  :-X
In all the things ive seen and experienced..this is THE WORST!
if this happened to me would be like a nightmare..
that is absoulutly vile..what a disgusting man..he must of known he must of!!
he would of felt and been ittchy...

The worst bit was that he was completely unconcerned! He must have known!  And he tried to book me again WITHOUT GETTING TREATED! I emailed him the link to the nhs heath page on threadworms....and told him he was a heath risk and should under no circumstances be having sex with ANYONE!   ming ming ming ming ming!

Nora batty

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #56 on: 11 December 2012, 05:38:57 pm »
i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on.  the client was very excited and had finished.  he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face.  When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me.  he laughed and thought this was funny.

I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened.  she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding.  Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up.  They should have told me though as i would have refused this client. 

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #57 on: 11 December 2012, 05:53:36 pm »
i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on.  the client was very excited and had finished.  he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face.  When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me.  he laughed and thought this was funny.

I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened.  she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding.  Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up.  They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.

that is absoloutely disgusting, what a vile horrid man

id have to try really hard not to punch the client in the face if he did that, this thread further reminds me why I never ever go anywhere near a clients backside

xx

Amy2012

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #58 on: 11 December 2012, 06:23:01 pm »
The worming is the worst. Make me feel ill and feel like vomiting.

Thanks God. All my clients so far are nice and have no skin problem. There is no way I will touch their assholes.


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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #59 on: 11 December 2012, 07:12:09 pm »

Can't stand poo OMG. Things we do for money. This has happened to be once but I have started using condoms on my finger lol

Condoms is good as well as latex gloves for more movement.